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I had a horrible stomach virus this morning. Spent the whole damn morning hoping that I would puke my brains out so I would get better. Obviously, never went to school.

 

Guess what day just happened to be today.

 

Senior Ditch Day.

 

Now the teachers from the 4 classes I had today all think I ditched. Isn't that special? Now I have to bring in my Mom to let them know I was legitimately sick, so they don't punish me. Because I know for a fact that two of my teachers were going to have assignments worth major points on senior ditch day.

 

Anyone else have anything this ridiculously unlucky happen to them?

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Man, that's nothing. I got in a ****ing fender bender on Friday. Lady cut me off then stopped right in front of me so she wouldn't hit the truck that was in front of her. I'm trying to merge left a lane and I didn't see her. She hit it anyway though, since I rear-ended her.

 

Now I have to go to court. Hopefully they'll give me traffic school so it won't go on my record. The lady filled a claim and now my insurance will go up, and I'll probably have to pay this big ass deductable out of my pocket. Screwed ****ing over.

 

Thankfully though my car has so little damage that I don't even need to have it fixed. Her back bumper was a bit messed up though.

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Just started dating a girl I'm crazy about...

 

It's a universal law that the crazier you are for a girl, the crazier they'll get the longer you know them. I can express it in a simple algebraic formula, actually: interest x Time = Ass-kicking and pain for ET.

 

One semester left in my Undergrad College Career...

 

Undergrad? I take it you're going to go for Graduate then, right? In which case, have a good 4-6 years of fun-filled sleepless nights and countless suicidal thoughts and seeing your self-esteem plummet out right through the window that tempts you like a succubus.

 

Good job...

 

If you like hardcore giraffe pornography, then by all means declare it a "good job." I'm sure it pays well, considering there's very little supply of actors who's perform the genre.

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I might give you the crazy formula, that sounds about par for the course with my experiences with women.

 

However, it's only 2 more years of grad school to pick up a masters degree, the tuition of said graduate schooling will be paid for by my job. Which, contrary to popular belief, does not involve giraffes.

 

Ergo, suck it. :p

 

That does really suck though, Bongo. I remember ditching on my Sr. Ditch day, but that's because high school was for suckers! :D

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Something similar once happened to me:

 

I got sick on the 5th of July once, and had to call into my job to tell them I wouldn't be in for the morning shift. They gave me such a hard time, not believing I was genuinely ill and not just hungover, and insisted I get in. I hadn't even been partying the night before at all.

 

Fortunately, it was my second job at the time, and I really didn't like it all that much. I told them to stuff it and quit.

 

The place (Bradlee's) went out of business a couple of years later thanks to Wal*Mart moving in just down the street. Didn't hurt my feelings much...

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Lessee...

Just started dating a girl I'm crazy about...

One semester left in my Undergrad College Career...

Good job...

Perhaps I shouldn't be gloating...

 

:xp:

 

Oh yes... I can see that some of us are very lucky... But that doesn't include me.

I've been chasing a girl I'm crazy about it has like 4-5 months...

Oh yeah... That's a touchy subject there..

Well, like I always say when I hear things like that, at least someone has to be happy in the huge world.

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I woke up with a terrible headache. I been getting them alot, they feel like hangover head aches, only i'm not drinking. Went to the doctor's today, and it turns out they are either tension headaches, or I need to get my eyes checked again.

Ah, tension headaches suck. Did you strain your neck or shoulders or did they just start happening? I got a concussion last February from snapping my head into the boards while playing ice hockey. The doctor told me they were tension headaches and that I might need therapy to help them go away. But I never did do therapy but took lots and lots of ibuprofen. It took about a month and a half till the headaches went away. All I can say is hang in there, they eventually get better.

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If you mean the ones that come with the iPod then good riddance. Those things suck anyways. Get a pair of Sennheiser PX100s, you won't regret it.

No. Earbuds are my worst enemy. They hooked around my ears and the sound was really good.

 

I'm scared to get expensive headphones though, cause I go through headphones like Elizabeth Taylor goes through husbands.

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