MachineCult Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 Kermit the frog is squashed by the Toad Croaker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 13, 2007 Share Posted March 13, 2007 The toad croaker runs out of fuel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Fuel prices drop to $0.1, so that O'Hare guy refuels it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Sniper shoots that O'Hare guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 A shotgunner blasts the sniper away from behind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Shotgunner misses the sniper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 ...But the shot hits a wall near him, and since it's BF I instead of BF II (he was playing), there's an actual area damage. The sniper is dead, very dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 The Sniper's best friend sticks his rifle in the Shotgunner's back and pulls the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Out of ammo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Sniper replaces the clip and pulls the trigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Gun jammed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 19, 2007 Share Posted March 19, 2007 Gets annoyed and whacks the butt of the rifle into the Shotgunner'd neck, breaking it and killing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Butt bounces off the shotgunner's body, magically releasing the jam, shooting and killing the sniper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Shotgunner trips off the clif and slams into the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Fortunately, the ground is full of pillows (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Pillows are sucked in by a large size vacuum cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Along with them goes the Shotgunner and his mashed-up body clogs the motor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 The Motor explosed incenerating the shotgunner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 The shotgunner's wife's new boyfriend sued the designer of the motor (deja vu?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Designer of the motor claims it wasn't him. It is all Sony's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Sony denies accusations furiously while crossing fingers behind back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HK-42 Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Police officer sees the crossed fingers and the judge acknoledgeds the sueing. Banckrupting Sony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferc Kast Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Weeks later, the designer admits that it was his fault, causing Sony to become rich again(while hiring snipers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 Sony's snipers kill the designer, hoping to make it a publicity stunt for GTA4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-1162 Posted March 22, 2007 Share Posted March 22, 2007 The snipers kill each other hoping to be the only one to claim credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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