Rev7 Posted May 21, 2008 Share Posted May 21, 2008 I have no idea. What kind of mouse am I using. ((^ Dang. I only threw 32 feet! )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleman794 Posted May 22, 2008 Share Posted May 22, 2008 A squeaking one. Well? Did you win the big game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 I don't know, a goat ate my lottery ticket. If there's a man on the Moon, what's on Mars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 23, 2008 Share Posted May 23, 2008 A black wrapping...OH you mean the planet... Remember Jordan, remember Baker (Billy Joel song) what the HELL was Michael Jordan doing in Vietnam? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthAve Posted May 24, 2008 Share Posted May 24, 2008 Filming a now deleted scene of Space Jam, duh.. Are we all mad here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 No, just the staff and people with custom titles. Why does milk taste like milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 The Matrix want you to think Mil tastes like milk, while in real life....there is no spoon, nor is there milk! Alcohol: YES! Drugs: Boooh! ~Robbie Williams Then...how dies he define absinth? Under YES! or Boooh! ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 25, 2008 Share Posted May 25, 2008 Robbie's too busy sampling the merchandise and promises to get back to you later. How green is envy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 As green as the dough in your pocket. What were Darth Vader's first words as a baby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 No Schmi...I am your son... Who will win the Euro 2008 soccer tournament? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 29, 2008 Share Posted May 29, 2008 The winner, unless this is a trick question (then you will). Why don't ship and planes disappear from the earth when they pass the horizon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Because there's a huge vacuum cleaner beneath them that suck 'em down! Why'd it had to be snakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Because you weren't there to stop them! Why was the duckling ugly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Plastic surgery wasn't as advanced in his time as it is now. Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 He was trying to commit suicide. Why couldn't Jack Sprat eat any fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Cholesterol's a bitch. What did Peter Piper need to pick the peppers for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 11, 2008 Share Posted June 11, 2008 Cinqo de Mayo. What do doves sound like when they cry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Like a bawling monkey being crushed by an elephant running over a cow. Why are all rights reserved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 B/c they were raised that way. Is anything ever really free? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General LiWar Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 only if you ignore the costs ^Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him or the fool that follows the fool that follows the fool who leads them all to another fool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ztalker Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Mr. T pities the fools! (again) Why isss the rum gone?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 ^B/c you tried to stop paying for it two drinks ago. How do you tame a tapeworm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Construct Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 ^Put it in your belleh and then have doctor rip it out. Then shove knives through it to get the idea not to go in teh belleh! Um, how many dogs do I have and how many are Pomeranians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev7 Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 ^ I have a pomeramian! What type of computer do I have/use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 I can only guess you have 1 and it is not a Pomeranian. How much is that fat chick in the window? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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