Alkonium Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Over there. How much cooler, cheaper, and safer than sparklers is microwaving pipe cleaners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Much on all levels and about the same danger wise provided it stays in the microwave. Incurring the wrath of the Almighty bunghole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 ^Really? Sounds like the **** is about to hit the fan for you my friend. (P.S. Get away while you still can! RUN Goddamnit RUN!) If whatever goes up, does it really "always" come down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 No, it noways comes down except on every 5th tuesday in a leap year on the Mayan calendar. Why can you never get help when you never need it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Because if you did, you would need it..........wait....what? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Why is a mouse when it spins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Huh? Spinning mouse? Err, it's riding a merry go round or something. Because if you did, you would need it..........wait....what? <PLAF!> She needs to pay rent to me but has no money--so why does she have no takers for her services and only *I* get the calls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Hell if I know, but it sounds like that "almighty bunghole" really screwed you man. Why is everything close, when everything is too far away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Jägermeister. 'nuff said. If you aren't you, then who the hell are you and why are you bothering everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Because I really want to know who the hell I am! How did Peter pick a pepper with a pepper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Pepper magnetism. How hard would it be for Activision to kill the Warcraft franchise the way they killed Guitar Hero? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Funny I've been thinking about Activision lately, recalling their glory days with mechwarrior 3050... well, I'd say that is not a stupid question and they could kill it with relative ease in so many possible ways, even those most seemingly unlikely. Does Leona Heidern ever smile or is she always in such a serious mood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Nope. She's really an alien who is plotting to take over the universe and feeds on young teen singers who are named Justin. How do you defeat Pink bean from Maplestory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 By following this strategy. What star wars character would replace Beavis if he were to stop showing up on the show? (hint: It rhymes with the name Beavis.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 OH! OH! I know...who is General (hack, cough, hack) Grievous? If I fell down a long flight of stairs, could I fall back up those stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Yes, but only after the gas main in your house ruptured and blew you back up the way you came down. How come you're never ready? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Because I wasn't born ready. Which really sucks! How many bitchslaps does it take to get to the center of a pimp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 None. Your logic is flawed. How many rotations of a drill does it take to get to the centre of a pimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 With a 2600RPM corded drill you can get for ~$15USD, it takes about 30 seconds so...approximately 1300 revolutions. How many anvils dumped from an overpass does it take to demolish a firetruck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Just one, if you aim it correctly. Momentum will do the rest. How do I stop idiots from becoming popular? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Don't see how you could, when opinions from other people can vary. How many idiots does it take to irritate Alkonium? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 One will do. What's a good reason, beyond entertainment, to microwave a light bulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 Observation of discharge phenomenon. Even if you don't believe in God, it's one of the prettiest most awesome creations you could ever witness. Is there ever a good reason to make your own M.U.G.E.N. characters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 Only if Jules Winnfield starts threatening you with his shepard talk if you won't do it. Is there ever a good reason not to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Clarke Posted March 27, 2011 Share Posted March 27, 2011 There is always a reason for everything. (I'm sorry, I just feel sadistic today.) Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) How come you don't have your throat ripped out and the words "Darth Vada" carved on your chest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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