Diego Varen Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Only Fools and Horses The Twelve Days of Fools and Horses On the first day of Christmas, Del-Boy sold to me A Kylie Minogue LP. On the second day of Christmas, Sid gave to me Two transvestites, And a David Bowie LP. On the third day of Christmas, Roy Slater took from me Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And a broken Beatles LP. On the fourth day of Christmas, Uncle Albert told me Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And a forgotten Elvis LP. On the fifth day of Christmas, Rodney said to me Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And a Johnny Cash LP. On the sixth day of Christmas, Grandad forgot to say Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And a banged-up motor from Boycie. On the seventh day of Christmas The parents-in-law didn’t say Seven Russian tellies, Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And an old LP from Denzil. On the eighth day of Christmas Our significant others didn’t tell us Eight old cigars, Seven Russian tellies, Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And a Bachelor’s LP. On the ninth day of Christmas Some dealer sold to me Nine plonkers plonking, Eight old cigars, Seven Russian tellies, Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And an ABBA LP. On the tenth day of Christmas Some idiots sold to me Ten Triggers dancing, Nine plonkers plonking, Eight old cigars, Seven Russian tellies, Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And an LP from the top ten. On the eleventh day of Christmas An auctioneer sold to me Eleven eager kids, Ten Triggers dancing, Nine plonkers plonking, Eight old cigars, Seven Russian tellies, Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And the same bloody LPs as before. On the twelfth day of Christmas John Sullivan gave to me, Twelve phoney watches, Eleven eager kids, Ten Triggers dancing, Nine plonkers plonking, Eight old cigars, Seven Russian tellies, Six life-sentences, Five forged postcards, Four market stalls, Three lovely ladies, Two transvestites, And an Only Fools and Horses collection. Merry Christmas everybody and a Happy New Year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.