Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I already did. I won. Go anger GTA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 My friend, I would rather change my name Go jump off a cliff aimlessly, at the same time as making rude comments to everyone you pass on the way down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I'm not doing that again! Go jump down a rabbit hole... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Psh....that's sooooooooooo 1999... Go watch a million rickroll videos, and check how many brain cells you've lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 I already did that twice. <_< >_> forty-two thousand and three <_< Go steal a tank from the canadian military. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Psh. Why the Canadians? Everyone knows stealing stuff from the UK is way better... Go tick off a major nuclear power, and then call Kim Jong Il fat on national tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted October 29, 2009 Share Posted October 29, 2009 Why bother? I could just launch gigantic heaping gobs dog turds fraught with dead raccoons and violated monkeys at all of them. No problem. Go anger GTA... Tell Totenkopf to get some more beer, and a hustler magazine while he's out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 The beer - yes, the magazine - no, because it's just a tease. Run around the field of a football stadium in the nude, full of fans, yelling the words: "The sky is falling!" "The sky is falling!" "The friggin' sky is falling!" And then stop and click your heels three times while saying the words: "I'm a idiot." "I'm a idiot." "I'm a idiot." as you look towards the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 17, 2009 Share Posted November 17, 2009 I don't think there is a Football Stadium where I live. Make like a tree and form a union and demand equal rights. And name the song I'm referencing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 No. I have a dumpster to go raid. Leave me alone. Go pin the jackass on Johnny Knoxville. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not coming all the way out to the west coast just to pin you on Johnny Knoxville Go play w/your teletubbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I don't play with teletubbies and they're not mine. Not coming all the way out to the west coast just to pin you on Johnny Knoxville Don't forget Johnny lives on the east coast, so you'd need to take me all the way back there to do that. Don't go searching google images for the Jackass Democrats picture to post up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I wouldn't, but I needed to do a project on some idiots... Jump on nail several times, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 No thanks, I've step on enough nails and tacks to last two friggin' lifetimes. Become the next famous Necrophiliac. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 But corpses are already bony enough. Become the next famous corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I can't, I'm the one who purifies them. Along with the Grim Reaper who collects there souls. MUHAW-HAW-HAW-HAW! Play dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 But then I wouldn't be able to type an excuse to not play dead. Play (f)undead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 19, 2009 Share Posted November 19, 2009 I DON'T - THINK - SO, HOMIE DON"T - PLAY - THAT - WAY! Play Homie's chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Nah, I'd rather play 3 liter soda bottle cram with Ben Bernanke's ace-hohl. After all, it's like music--ya cram the bottle up in there and it makes a funny noise. Sharing a dirty heroin needle wit courtney love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 She didn't want to share it with me. Leave a sandwich sitting on a table unrefrigerated for months on end, then eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Bad idea, by then the fungus and mold might be strong enough to kill you or make you wish you were dead. Armoring up for the occasion, then throwing the bound up Conneticut senator Chris Dodd into an area infested with tens of hornets nests and then spraying something on the Senator to make the insects very aggressive and angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 I would, but i would have to buy plane tickets Take over the dark-side of the moon (caaa-cheeewwww caaa-cheeewwww ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Pink Floyd beat me to it. Feed a bear beets while watching Battlestar Galactica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 No, b/c I won't even eat beets. Slip some atomic kimchee into someone's chocolate milkshake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Nah, I'd rather mow down that jerk who liked to put small animals in microwaves and turn the machines on. If he lives, I'll slip him some while on the ground--would that work? Hire the stooges to serve pies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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