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Time to kick @ss.

 

Sloppy seconds eh? Not too sloppy there, pal...that's okay considering you're the size of a squirrel.

 

Yeah, well the fact that my johnson alone is the size of a squirrel means they'll be VERY sloppy seconds for you, mate. :devsmoke: Besides, the way you keep forgetting which thread you're in, you wouldn't realize it anyway. :p

 

Go wash your mouth out with soap.

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Why do that when it's more fun to use cand bubbles?

 

Yeah, well the fact that my johnson alone is the size of a squirrel means they'll be VERY sloppy seconds for you, mate.

 

 

Not really, considering the squirrel size is that of a newborn pinkie. :lol:

 

 

Quit taking ****s in all the champagne glasses.

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No, anyone that drinks that pi$$ won't notice anyway.

 

Not really, considering the squirrel size is that of a newborn pinkie. :lol:

 

Read again....my johnson is the size of a squirrel, not its "nuts". :xp:

 

Go back to school and seduce your teacher.

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Read again....my johnson is the size of a squirrel, not its "nuts". :xp:

Read again, a newborn pinkie means the size of a "whole" squirrel, and not just its nuts. You know what, that's okay. Remember that sock you put on that morning which was sticky? Well, umm, yeah. :thmbup1: You bastard. You didn't leave any condoms... So I had to find a replacement.

 

Go back to school and seduce your teacher.

 

Uhh, you want me to make out with a guy? No way.

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C'mon, now you're just desperate. The size of a whole squirrel from nose to end of tail is much bigger than a newborn's pinky. Good thing I don't wear socks. "Now pay the price for your lack of vision.":lightning :D

 

You've never had a female teacher?

 

-------GAME---------------

 

Make up an excuse right now!

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  • 2 weeks later...

It's already dead. The monkey army, well, see I lost control of it once my protegee got the impression I was going to leave him high and dry at some point. He's been on a rampage ever since. They decided to trebuchet 36 metric tons of monkey crap into your yard. Welcome to galactic paradise.

 

Go to Metro city and beat the crap out of the Mayor, y'know that Haggar fella.

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