Trench Posted July 29, 2009 Share Posted July 29, 2009 You first. Blow a spit bubble at a police officer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Nah not spicy enough, I'd rather do it to a fed. Don't tell me to %^&* off, now say jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 But all I can say is......GTA. Save the world from itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 No, I'd rather be a jerk and let it decay into hell. Can't assure you I wont cures neithe. Go shine my booze glasses, underling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 But you broke them being a supreme jerk last night when I couldn't pay my tab. Buy some top shelf booze, ya cheap bas.....er....jerkwad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I can't, I'm broke because some cheap bastard who got done fighting a war came drank everything I had, and hasn't paid me for it yet. Why did Vercetti hire some ninja samurai mofo with a couple lightsabers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Why are you posting a question in the excuse thread? Get lost, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 No I think I'll stay. You're as boring as the other guy. >:-) Tossing ape boy a bananna before giving him a DDT in the doughnut hut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 There is no way I could possibly understand what you're asking me to do. Butter your bacon, bacon your sausage, then eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I think I prefer the missionary position. Why does Te Mirdala Mand'alor not change his name to Te Melanin Man o' War when the latter is clearly better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 It hasn't been six months yet. Somebody trip Hallucination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 That's not a question. Tell me why I thought this was the stupid question thread in my last post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I don't want to. This is the excuse thread. Somebody tell Hallucination to leave me alone:xp: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Sorry but it wasn't in my contract. Go set a foreign nation on fire and fly over it in a helicopter with a loudspeaker and say with a german (no not austrian ahnuld) accent: "I um de president of de United States of America, de most powerful nation on earth! You will all bow down and kiss my butt!" Then use a scratchy voice with an arab accent saying "The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Do you know how much surface area the average foreign nation has? That just wouldn't work. Calculate the average combustible surface area of a foreign nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 But you stole my calculator. Get yourself banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 But then these forums would suck. I hope. Distract me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 You're not worth the effort. Stop crying, ya big baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 That isn't me, it's the alarm clock. Nah, it's doing its job annoying the neighbors--obviously you can hear it and you live clear across the country. Don't lift those sweaty donkey balls outta the way just to see the time on the clock. (Movie reference although I loathe the activity it promotes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I won't, but I'll make you move them instead. Don't break my concentration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 <Plaf!> Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to DO *that*! You were saying? Don't blow up the annoying neighbor's statue (even if it is really fruity looking). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I have to.....it just said "wha....wha....what?!?" Go eat that dog over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 I already ate yours. Sing every single Rush song ever written. Loudly, and in public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 7, 2009 Share Posted August 7, 2009 Okay, but I'm singing the bass part. Sing every single Kyuss song ever written. Loudly, and in outer space. Wearing only a pink speedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 My pink speedo is in the wash. Drink gasoline for "energy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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