Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Can't.....all out of dough. Buy your own pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Can't. You stole my wallet. Kiss the next person you see (in real life). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 No, it might be you.....that'd be soooo gay. Stop playing this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 No. I don't feel like it. Go eat what's left of yesterdays dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Can't, ate it all.....LAST NIGHT. Stop staring at GTA....it makes him overly comfortable (so I've heard). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Lemme figure out what he's doing first. Stop looking at my horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Well.....stop doing whatever that sick thing is you're doing to it. Leave GTA alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 No way, I like to give myself that "tender attention". Go drive a riding mower over a field of grass bottles full of bodily waste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 It's out of gas. Keep a straight face while reading this aloud: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Nah, it's way too funny even when reading the title of it. That is an ultimate setup to fail. Go up to john cena, smack him upside the head with tea bags and say, "you can't see me either". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Can't, its past my curfew. Go anger a wild elephant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 Sorry, don't have big enough bullets to stop it in case I do. Run through your yard in the nude and hump the nearest tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Ninja Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 The tree has a restraining order against me. Fetch me my lucky dancing katana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 11, 2009 Share Posted September 11, 2009 I accidentally drained it of the luck. Shave your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Don't hafta, it's always been hairless. *Ahem* (Okay.....lame tallywhacker joke, moving along.) Take two XL firecrackers, place them in your butt crack, light them and become the next jackass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Nah. If you don't mind, and quite frankly even if you do mind, I'd rather not have any permanent butt problems that would ensue from that. Thanks. Hell, if Tom Anderson is any indication butt preblems naturally arise on their own and those ones are quite enough. Go to a donkey kong area of a gamer convention and call the guy behind the booth "You son of a monkey's C*CK!" Just beforerepeatedly smacking him upside the face at 90mph followed by a handcuffing to his own ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Naw, can't do it man. I haven't gotten my personal "Cloaking device" to work yet. Run through a crowd of female Feminist while your in the nude, then come back again, stop and do a hip shake dance thing with arms up and both hands behind your head, then haul a$$ again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 But I just came back from doing that. Join a D&D game at your FLGS and play a half-orc bard whose lowest stats are charisma and intelligence, in that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 No thanks, that's too geeky. Take a long walk off a short pier into a sea of hydrochloric acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M@RS Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 No, sounds too painful. Whip little kids in Walmart so they'll stop crying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 But my horse whip has been confiscated by the police:( Drink a whole bottle of dish detergent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 But my horse whip has been confiscated by the police:( Drink a whole bottle of dish detergent. But I'm allergic to things I don't want to do! Have cuddle time with a member of the opposite sex that is attractive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Cuddle? I think I'll just get straight down to business, thank you very much. Take a hike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Just got back from that (seriously!) Get lost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 No point, I'm pretty good at finding myself. Help fulfil my bi-erotic fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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