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:confused: Aaaahhh, okay granted - I think?!?! But now they owe the medical community millions of dollars, no thanks to Obama, for curing their OC spitfulness.

 

 

 

 

Granted. Unfortunately, they miss this cue as your invitation to rough sex and beat the snot out of you for being a dirty perv. You have to go back to the hospital and deal w/catheters again for at least 6 months. They were just trying to "keep it simple, stupid". :devsmoke:

 

 

:argh:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo........not that again...the Grim Reaper strikes again!:swear::)

 

 

 

I wish someone would layeth the smackdown on Obama.

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Granted, but Ed's firend is Eric Holder and he has you put on ice as payback.

 

I wish that garofolo, obermann, michael moore and bill maher were banished into a jail like General Zod and his flunkies. Never to darken the doors of civilization ever again.

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Granted, unfortunately Rachel Maddow becomes our president and executes anyone that disagrees with her agenda including other lesbians.

 

 

I wish Sesame Street as Chappelle described were real and in New York and that riots happened there every day so that the fat ass police chief of big money hustlas had to deal with it.

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Granted, but now the DOW totally drops, and into the negative numbers as well, making your leftover movie earnings worthless pieces of green paper.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had detected that exploding mine beforehand that Totenkopf buried, before it blew my ass off.

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Granted, Austin gets angry, but he does the "Stone Cold Stunner" on Olbermann's producers instead of Olbermann, right after he flips them off one by one.

 

- "oOOOHH HELL YEAH! CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!"

 

 

 

I wish somebody would take Obama's teleprompter, turn that somebeach sideways and shove up his candy apple ass.

 

- "Caaaan ya sMEEEEEELLLLA-LA-LA..WHAT THE ROCK......IS COOKING!"

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Yeah, and it smells like ass......your ass. :devsmoke:

 

I wish someone would substitute the screenplay for Reservoir Dogs for one of Obama's teleprompter speech and he'd read it for at least 2 minutes before realizing he'd been had.

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Granted, unfortunately where they leave us is with michael moore in charge of what semblance of order we still have in this country...on the positive side while weather underground may have succeeded it was a short sighted victory and it collapsed on itself so we the people are left with choosing between anarchy or the united states of Moore. Oh wait, that's not positive...:(

 

I wish michael moore would boom like a boomer in left 4 dead.

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Granted, but unfortunately he doesn't stop booming, and finally explodes into little michael moore senators; and they takeover the republican party in congress, no more Repubs.

 

 

:fist: (Damn'it GTA! Now you've done it, were all doomed!)

 

 

 

 

I wish I was Fred, and had both Velma and Daphne as close (and I do mean as close as possible :naughty:) female companions.

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Granted, but they now write/play propaganda music for the socialist democratic party. Starting with their new single hit:

 

"You know their right..bow down to their might....the democratic paaaaaarrrrty!"

 

:eyeraise: (Whhyyy GTA, WHHHYYYY! - Why must your wishes turn into these blasted nightmares! :cry8: Oooooh the humanity! The horror I say, the HORROR!)

 

 

 

:swear: I wish GTA's wishes would stop becoming such apocalyptic doom for us.

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