itchythesamurai Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 Shouldn't you always though, Gerbil? I would think the female would notice if you weren't enjoying yourself and that might in turn be detrimental to her own enjoyment.
SyntheticGerbil Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 I really don't think a mad face counts as S&M.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 i was thinking more along the lines of ''goddamnit WHY IS HE ENJOYING HIMSELF?'', which i think is perfectly reasonable when it comes to someone who gets off on whipping someone or donning a strap-on.
itchythesamurai Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Yeah, Jmac's right. That sounds like it could lead to escalating violence and then "death by misadventure".
itchythesamurai Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Similar train of thought. Anyone else have an irrational fear of smotherboxes?
Samnmax221 Posted June 7, 2008 Posted June 7, 2008 Hey, don't link me to that at work! I knew what it was an I clicked on it anyway, and I'm sitting in the library. Still I think the faggot playing WOW at the next table will get in trouble before I do.
itchythesamurai Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture.
SyntheticGerbil Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture. I hope she ended up having sex with you though.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 12, 2008 Posted June 12, 2008 itchy already has a girlfriend and is too noble to cheat for he is an earl in my court
Samnmax221 Posted June 13, 2008 Posted June 13, 2008 Looking up smotherboxes at the library should be permissible. It's an educational experience. And that reminds me of this time in school I got a chick to look up smegma and she got really grossed out by the picture. Never mind that I was in there downloading porn.
itchythesamurai Posted June 14, 2008 Posted June 14, 2008 Dude Jmac, don't tell people I have a girlfriend! I don't want them finding and contacting her...not that I don't love you guys. <3 Haha, and no, I didn't get to tap that.
Du Man Posted June 15, 2008 Posted June 15, 2008 didn't know that, but I meant more in regards to the <3
Samnmax221 Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 Thats a heart, as much as Itchy would like to teabag each and every one of us it wasn't in the front of his mind at the time of posting.
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 16, 2008 Posted June 16, 2008 as i said itchy is an earl in my court he is above such things
itchythesamurai Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 All hail, Jmac-sama! What is thy bidding, my master?
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 make a mold of your penis, hollow it out, fill it with water, freeze it, crack the plaster off, then send the ice penis to your internet girlfriend in a cooler along with a video camera
itchythesamurai Posted June 17, 2008 Posted June 17, 2008 Were you just singing a Daft Punk song to me...?
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