Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=let%27s+dance+lyrics&btnG=Google+Search hey what's that at the top of the page is it david ****ing bowie's 1983 masterpiece? NO IT IS ****ING MILEY CYRUS' 2007 CHUNK OF RAW AURAL **** **** YOU MANKIND Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samuel Dravis Posted July 14, 2008 Share Posted July 14, 2008 link to miley cyrus' forum please jaymack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 14, 2008 Author Share Posted July 14, 2008 she has a chat on her site. also i sent an email to google's security team so hopefully they'll get on this asap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 15, 2008 Share Posted July 15, 2008 I once had a girl who liked David very mucho. She was, you know, really...good. David made all this possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I'd totally go gay for David Bowie. He's the cat's pajamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 16, 2008 Share Posted July 16, 2008 I liked Labyrinth a lot. I bolted my door one night so I could watch it without interruption, thing is I forgot to unbolt the door so my roommate could get in. He had been out drinking underage which is a big nono around here, and ended up sleeping in a common area overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Last night my stupid roommate had someone wake me up cause he wanted me to make him a hot pocket, I told him to **** off and tried to fall back asleep. I couldn't fall back to sleep so I waited in the darkness for him to return. Hearing his key slide into the door I flung it open threw a frozen hot pocket into his face and threw the dead bolt. I eventually let him back in so the on call training leader wouldn't be called in. I then threw some of his things around the room yelled at him, called him a garbage baby, and then threw his glass across the room and dislodged one of the lenses. I'm probably in trouble now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Clearly. what you need is a well done blow job and also sex afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 20, 2008 Share Posted July 20, 2008 Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Eric, you sound like you're becoming like Russell Crowe. I want sexy pictures, buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Oh I know. I can probably have lots of that when I have my own room.WOT? Nah son, your room mate is an idiot anyways, get as many BJs as possible, and make sure he enters the room every time when you go off and she has it dripping from her eyes, nose and lips, demanding moar inze budd. SHOW HIM PENSI ENVY DUED!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 when you shoot a load in a girl's eyes it makes them all red and it burns their eyes. dont shoot your sticky load in a girl's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 you rite bro i meant more like lid+lash style its awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 oh yeah i forgot the most important deterrent to shooting semen in eyes: bite marks on your penis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 teeth are always an interesting experience, jay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted July 21, 2008 Author Share Posted July 21, 2008 well, if they're introduced to the bj in question in a playful manner however a scorned woman/man/organic blowjob machine taking a chunk out of one's penis seems less interesting and more ffffffffffff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SyntheticGerbil Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 This is thread is way out of control. WAY WAY OUTTA CONTROLEEERLERER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 LERLERLERLERLERLERLERLER or, like the chinese man would say LELLELLELLELLELLELLELLEL he he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted July 26, 2008 Share Posted July 26, 2008 Thankfully I'll be rid of him in 2 months(That is unless he ****s up a test, or his orders get ****ed up and he doesn't leave on time). Really I'm happy I didn't get in trouble for any of the things I did. It's good to be a weekend warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted July 29, 2008 Share Posted July 29, 2008 Aww, I hated my roommate last year in college. I sympathize, man. Back on topic, I found something pretty horrific: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 1, 2008 Share Posted August 1, 2008 That's pretty horrific. On a negative note my dirtbag roommate lied to me about cleaning his drawers, we failed a room inspection, and now I'm spending a week back in phase 1(Have to remain in uniform if I want to leave the dormitory, curfew, can't leave the base). I will make him miserable now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Be sure to give us updates on that, Eric. I enjoy living vicariously through you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samnmax221 Posted August 2, 2008 Share Posted August 2, 2008 Yah. So I'm sitting in the library thoroughly enjoying my phase 1 weekend, in uniform of course, and then I realize I forgot to shave. That's a big nono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Did you get caught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itchythesamurai Posted August 3, 2008 Share Posted August 3, 2008 Shmargin! How dare you take Eric for a deserter! Also, you're only one post away from 500. Heh, and I thought I was a slow poster... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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