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Aw man, don't cry.

 

Stupid high bars.

 

Careful. Dath's fury is to be feared, a force the like of which has not been seen in thousands of years. His fiery gaze has consumed whole forums; his might, decimated armies.

 

For it is written in the Pyramid Texts:

 

The sky is overcast,

The stars are darkened,

The celestial expanses quiver,

The bones of the earth-gods tremble,

The planets are stilled,

For they have seen Dath Maximus appearing in power

As a god who lives on his fathers

And feeds on his mothers;

The Dath is a master of wisdom

Whose mother knows not his name.

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Careful. Dath's fury is to be feared, a force the like of which has not been seen in thousands of years. His fiery gaze has consumed whole forums; his might, decimated armies.

 

For it is written in the Pyramid Texts:

 

The sky is overcast,

The stars are darkened,

The celestial expanses quiver,

The bones of the earth-gods tremble,

The planets are stilled,

For they have seen Dath Maximus appearing in power

As a god who lives on his fathers

And feeds on his mothers;

The Dath is a master of wisdom

Whose mother knows not his name.

 

 

you sir are a scholar and a gentleman

 

 

and ty, its not a pony, its a baboon

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I wonder what the hieroglyph for Dath is. Probably a pony.

 

and ty, its not a pony, its a baboon

 

I thought it was more like this ;)

 

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Just in case. Since I'm not sure how far is too far in Swampland ;) You can download the file should the pic be removed. No intention to offend (hard as that may be here :lol: )

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