leXX Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Hello, I'm an evil boss. I'm in need of help because I find myself constantly defeated by hero types. My evil henchmen are completely useless too. My mum suggested I change my wardrobe and stop wearing bright glowing objects on my weak spots (thanks Mum). Is there anything else you can suggest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 ...Drugs are bad for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Yeah, don't ****ing mess with the Giana Sisters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pie™ Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Get a mustache and a monocle, and possibly a top hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 On the walkthrough site it reads: ... Once you have arrived at the island, wait until Saturday or Sunday, at 3 pm, there will be a group of heroes on their way for a dive trip to the offshore wreck. ... Need more hints about this game? Register now for only $35/month to gain full access to this walkthrough. Payment via credit transfer or PM to Raystonius Jones, LF, is accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChAiNz.2da Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Get a mustache and a monocle, and possibly a top hat. and make sure you have a good catch-phrase Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Try to add some Medusa heads, head crabs, flood and generally any kind of bird or flying critter to your ranks... I find they work wonders against my enemies. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Stop giving long monologues when you have captured and are about to destroy your mortal enemies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 And don't build some evil lair that everyone knows about and your enemies can easily find and just break right into. Avoid mountain tops and islands, they always look there first. Just find some abandoned shack somewhere and set up camp. No one will ever know you're there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted September 25, 2008 Author Share Posted September 25, 2008 I think I should stop leaving crates around filled with health packs and ammo too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Never underestimate any hero types, no matter how stupid or immature they look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Also, don't keep alot of explosive barrels near each other and all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ET Warrior Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Avoid having swarms of henchmen. Heroes just gain experience slaughtering them. If there are no henchmen to kill they show up to face off with you when they're still level 1. You can kill them with a well placed stick of butter at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kain Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I'm trying to understand where in the hell this all came from... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 I'm trying to understand where in the hell this all came from... Troublemaker! Conform, or be forcefully purified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Hello, I'm El Sitherino speaking to you as Eric Estrada. I'm currently in a situation where I too am seeking the hire of henchmen. If you are willing to fire a gun, drive a tank, and take a bullet, please be sure to send your resume immediately. We have full dental and health, eye care gets you one free pair and the second half off. Spiffy uniform comes provided, however customization will be kept to the chart explaining flare. My bitches look fierce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BongoBob Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 Spiffy uniform comes provided, however customization will be kept to the chart explaining flare. My bitches look fierce. Quoted for awesomeness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermie Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Make sure to arrange social events for your henchmen. Not only will you get a better work enviroment and more effectiveness, they will also be able to tell the difference between their co-worker and a secret agent in their unifom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Take Viagra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Don't explain every step of the elaborate process in which you will execute your enemies. They'll just be taking mental notes and looking for opportunities to exploit. Just push them in and tell them how screwed they are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Sitherino Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 Make sure to arrange social events for your henchmen. Not only will you get a better work enviroment and more effectiveness, they will also be able to tell the difference between their co-worker and a secret agent in their unifom. No kidding, social events will be my specialized priority. We'll have experts in the field of partying such as Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg, to Nile and Cannibal Corpse. **** you I like some Cannibal Corpse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWally Posted September 26, 2008 Share Posted September 26, 2008 http://www.cracked.com/article_16630_p2.html Cracked article that is surprisingly fitting O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth-Nasty Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 Hello, I'm an evil boss. I'm in need of help because I find myself constantly defeated by hero types. My evil henchmen are completely useless too. My mum suggested I change my wardrobe and stop wearing bright glowing objects on my weak spots (thanks Mum). Is there anything else you can suggest? Hehe, if you'd had looked on page 4431 of the swamp you'd have found that this had already been covered. http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?t=70071 Follow all of those and you cant go far wrong! Normally you'd be due some serious ramifications for repeating an already active thread but cos its you (and cos its 6 years old i spose ) i'll let you off and you can have a cookie instead. The serious ramifications roll over to next week tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leXX Posted October 3, 2008 Author Share Posted October 3, 2008 Page 4431? Damn, I only checked back as far as page 4430. Oh and btw... HOW DARE YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE SWAMP FOR SO LONG! *slap* *nails you to the floor* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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