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  1. 1. Kirk vs Revan who would win

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revan, unless scotty gets involved.

 

_EW_

Basic transporter operation is required coursework at Starfleet Academy. Revan might be a bad-ass with the lightsabers, but the Force won't help him after Kirk transports him into the cold vacuum of space.

 

Kirk ftw.

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Kirk would win. He'd shoot at Revan with a phaser, Revan would block it, then Kirk would charge in, duck under Revan's lightsaber, punch him in the stomach, hit him with that two-handed hammer blow on the back, and then flip him over his knee.

 

And then Revan would stab him in the gut. ;)

 

Revan would win, no question. Kirk'd go down so fast it wouldn't even funny. :D Come on, lightsaber and the Force against a...um...a phaser? And a fist? And a torn shirt? :lol:

 

And if he tried to woo Bastilla, she'd nail him. :xp:

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Kirk would win. He'd shoot at Revan with a phaser, Revan would block it, then Kirk would charge in, duck under Revan's lightsaber, punch him in the stomach, hit him with that two-handed hammer blow on the back, and then flip him over his knee.
Don't forget the part where Kirk loses his shirt.

:xp:

 

Revan, Kirk too busy selling rooms at Priceline.

 

Plus my Revan is female, Kirk wouldn't fight her, he would hit on her.

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Basic transporter operation is required coursework at Starfleet Academy. Revan might be a bad-ass with the lightsabers, but the Force won't help him after Kirk transports him into the cold vacuum of space.

 

Kirk ftw.

Dude he could just keep Revan in the pattern buffer, then shut the transporter off. :D

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