Totenkopf Posted June 13, 2010 Share Posted June 13, 2010 It'd chew bubblegum and look to kick ass. What if Ireland disappeared b/c it united under your banner? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Europe beware, ninja pirate cyborg monkey army be coming to your land next! What if This was your dad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topshot Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 I'd have a sore butt. What if Bruce Campbell was your uncle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 20, 2010 Share Posted June 20, 2010 Then I'd bitch at him to no end, until he would promote and act in a sequel to "Army of Darkness." What if they finally made an Evil Dead IV? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Totenkopf, as well as any bruce fan would applaud while the snooty reviewers (who don't know talent from lambs arses) would whine about more garbage clogging the media. What if the world was a giant dump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 You mean it really isn't?!?! What if up were down and right didn't exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Then politically that would make me a blasphemy. Otherwise our existence would be akin to an unfinished video game. You mean it really isn't?!?! Ending: Trash Man Game: Twisted metal 4, but it really was all around the world... OR I guess that one planet of starfox 64... What if there was a coach Jules for hockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 You'd be dead already just for asking that question. What if Marcellus Wallace were actually a gimp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 He wouldn't know what a gourmet shot was. What if the fathers of beavis and butthead got re hired as motley crue roadies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Everyone would pray they only shot blanks at this point. What if their moms were your personal groupies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Well, I am shameless. What if I had a whole mosh pit full of hawt sexy bitchez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 It'd mean that you paid them to be there. What if GTA is actually a real life Alan Harper? (2-1/2 Men) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 21, 2010 Share Posted June 21, 2010 Guess that would make you Charlie. What if someone else here was Jake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 23, 2010 Author Share Posted June 23, 2010 It'd be purifier, which makes him your son (gah!), and Totenkopf your brother (could be worse). What if another person here was Berta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 ^Yeah, Judith there has a point, what if one of you was Berta (my $$ is on HAL, who's got the smartass chops for it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 ^I agree!^ It'd be purifier, which makes him your son (gah!) Gosh Judith ! You really wanted to insult him, didn't you. And if that's true, then that means I'm the smartest one out of the whole bunch. Oooooh snap! What if I bust a move (like I've done several times before on the show) on Uncle Charlie's woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 Your move will still be a bust. However, you can have Rose (though you may not be able to get rid of her in the end). What if the govt is secretly tracking your IP # and building up a child porn case against you......whether you're guilty or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted June 23, 2010 Author Share Posted June 23, 2010 I'd feed them a virus or two. What if having two knives was enough for a man to be happy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 23, 2010 Share Posted June 23, 2010 I'd hope the blades were of high quality...or their taste sucks and the deserve to be stabbed to death with their own 2 pieces of junk metal. What if you had to beat Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest without any foreknowledge and no cheat guides, no internet help, just plainly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted June 26, 2010 Share Posted June 26, 2010 Then it would take a while? (have never played the game....period) What if i had played Castlevenia 2: Simon's Quest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 Then you would have played it. What if Scotland broke off from England and sank into the ocean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 That would suck on principle alone. Then it would take a while? (have never played the game....period) Yes. Quite a while. Actually I don't know of anyone who ever found a way to complete it raw, though. The whole thing about it is it's highly improbable you'd find a way: it's so anti intuitive with its hints and storyline. There's outright useless clues and even lies built into the game. It's nigh impossible to beat as though it was designed to sell the cheat guide and boost Nintendo power's sales. Though I have found a couple cryptic references to SW in CV2. Even giving a small hint would be cheating: once you discover how to beat it, it is flat and kind of disappointing. That whole game is basically about the mysteries to uncover. I'm convinced it can't be done raw. What if a huge hoard of first level (round gelatinous) metroids attacked pinface? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 then there would be no point in playing the game hmm? What if LF created and Republic Commando 2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demongo Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Then Hockey would be the happiest person in the world What if i wouldn't ask anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 then that post would be off-topic What if the Hartford Whalers came back to Hartford? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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