Ultimate Vader Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 Well, I think someone has made that some time ago. But I'd like to download yours too. So make it, please! What if KOTOR III is released? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigundr Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 (Do you promise that GTA?) Then Bioshock will we become the next SkyNet. What if bells had flocks of fish attached to them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'd Grab a huge electromagnet next time I go fishing. (Do you promise that GTA?) Looking into it right now, at least. Have to dump out all the other stuff in my computer before I can get started--nearly 1 year of stuff can fit on a 320GB HD. WWYDI your house got pruned, by a tree falling through it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Make prune juice. What if you were left all of Michael Jackson's debt and none of his assets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I'd start killing people with a giant "toy" and jack enough cash to pay it all back. WWYDI Violent J took a **** on a teacher's desk--belonging to a teacher you resented. Then his buddy Shaggy 2 Dope decided to skullF*** William Ayers with a broomstick through his eyesockets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I would dance on a small table on one foot, and then proceed to kick both in the face with a rubber-toed boot. {Check out that random word play...BEAT DAT!!} WWYDI you were suddenly transported into any random cartoon world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Make sure I've got enough of that acid that made the judge such a terror in Tune Town. What if Samus Aran wanted to kick you in the nether regions? WWYDI Violent J took a **** on a teacher's desk--belonging to a teacher you resented. Then his buddy Shaggy 2 Dope decided to skullF*** William Ayers with a broomstick through his eyesockets? I'd applaud them, for starters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I'd get a belt with Spawn's belt buckle to guard that area for me. What if Wesley Willis really whooped superman's ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 It'd be proof that you'd have to be "out of your mind" to even fight superman, nevermind winning. What if you were illiterate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 No big deal...I'd just be a statistic. I sort of already am since I don't care to utilize my college-bound-from early-days-high-reading-and-comprehension level anymore. Not while I'm out of the loop of school. === Wesley Willis is hell of win like that. === What if Terminators could "S*** with you" in a conversation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 Well, if they're the later models, you'd never know....would you (until the second or so before/as they terminated you). What if there were no more music (ie people lost the ability to make it)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted June 30, 2009 Share Posted June 30, 2009 Then you'd have MTV...oh wait, we already do. Because it sounds like people are using their other mouth to play the flute like that one celebrity deathmatch. What if lime jawbreakers were outlawed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 8, 2009 Author Share Posted July 8, 2009 Then people would enjoy them illegally. What if Paint Drinking Pete was a real person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 He'd be really we-todd-ed...or die from paint poisoning. What if you smelled like...feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon? (Just like what Palpatine said Vader probably smelled like after 2 weeks astray in space!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 You'd still smell better than jarod. What if Beavis and Butthead went to South Park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 Then the necessary bleeping would shatter every piece of glass in the world. What if everyone on the internet but you is really an AI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 You mean its not? What if the people here had lives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Then we'd all be doomed. What if Bigfoot was stalking you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 13, 2009 Author Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'd know pretty fast, and deal with him. What if headcrabs were real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 My redneck cousin Billy-Joe would shoot 'em and use him as a rug. What if the Yeti was stalking you? Edit-- Darn! Alkonium beat me to it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I would challenge him to a duel, in balloons, using blunderbusses. What if the Loch Ness Monster was in your pool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Sushi time! What if the Loch Ness Monster was in your bed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 I'd go to the local hotel. What if the Loch Ness monster was in your bath tub...with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 He'd die. What if the Yeti was in bed with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Ninja Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 As long as Bigfoot doesn't find out than I'm good. What if CommanderQ was in bed with you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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