Totenkopf Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 What, you mean they're* not already..... *shudders at mere thought of Barney, teletubbies, et al.. What if someone shot you before you could finish your answer to this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 13, 2010 Share Posted April 13, 2010 Well it must be a satellite photo "shoot" of me at my computer...unless I'm secretly immune to bullets. What if Harry Reid got flushed down a giant toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 He would just clog up the draining system.....and then they would have to snake (plumbers tool) his a$$ right back out. Not really worth it IMO. What if someone did bite Bender's shiny metal ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 They Would Chip there Tooth because its Metal o.0 What if George Washington was your "Wingman" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 That would be ****in' awesome just because it's George Washington. The sheer and utter awesome of that is beyond description. What if your real name was Barf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Then i would be Cool enough to be George Washingtons Wingman What if it Rained Money....... But it was Zimbabwe Dollers....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I guess I'd be rich in Zimbabwe. What if YOU were Darth Malgus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Well the first thing I'd do, is get some freak'in sunlight. And the second thing I would do, is get a serious facelift. What if Totenkopf was a man named "Darth Reaper." And he had a scythe lightsaber. ( YOOOUUU DON"T KNOW THE POWER OF MY SCYTHE.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Then that would be awesome I guess I'd be rich in Zimbabwe. Yeah gonna put a FYI here i believe it cost 10 million Zimbabwe Dollers for a Loaf of Bread so...... What If I was made of Cup Cakes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Weeeell, you wouldn't be here right now (Posting) Holty, that's for sure. Everyone around you would have done gone cannabil on your a$$ long ago. What if we were all made of cup cakes? (With chocolate icing.... hmmmmmmm.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Then Only I, Holty would Remain as i would have ate you all Looong ago..... That is if you didnt get me First What if Pizza was made of oranges... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 I'd figure I entered the wrong multi-verse. What if Dr Who were really a badass bad guy and not a do-gooder of sorts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Then the show would Properly Be cooler. Docter: hello Cyber Men you have you electroic Death hands But say Hello to My Little Friend" What if Humans came from Eggs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 But they do, well.....eggs and sperm anyway. What if humans actually laid eggs like other animals? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Then are Butts would Hurt A lot!!!!! lol What if you awoke to find yourself on Tropical Island..... But it was full of Men!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 We'd better be fighting some enemy.....or I'd have to use 'em as sharkbait. What if you could travel through time but never back into your original universe....would you do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Go ahead of my Time as the Present is Nothing Compared to The Future What If You awoke to Find your Self in Dinosaur Land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Hmmmm, I'm thinking all of the jurassic barbeque I want....unless of course I got eaten first by a dinosaur, which would suck. What if dinosaurs were sophisticated and just as intelligent as humans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 They'd have still died out from the catastrophic changes. Being smaller had its advantages. What if 2+2=5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 then 2+2= Fish What if Ducks and Cats had babies which become Dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Then you probably line in the Dr. Seuss-iverse. What if GTA's monkey army was actually led by the Dr. Hacks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Then we'd have monkeys yelling "HAAAAX" because they are sore losers, and monitors now full of monkey sh*t would be hitting people accused of "the haaax". ...too bad as megaman I killed sunstar--I could really use that ancient doomsday machine's capabilities to help me out... What if all old women knew the same juitsu Tsunade uses to keep herself looking twenties something? Would that make me any *more* of a dirty mo-fo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Cougars might get more interesting as a dating prospect. What if Tsunade wanted to gamble....with your money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Although I do like blonds, but if she ain't real, no deal. What if Tsunade was real and you had her buxom blonde self, aaaalllll to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 I'd still make her do all the housework and then make me a sandwich.....after we were done, if you know what I mean. What if the President insulted you on national tv? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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