Holty1-5 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 i would do to him what i did to JFK.... I mean Nothing...... What if drugs were Legal but only if you were a Midget? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Then midgets would never have to worry about doing time for their habit. What if drugs were only illegal if you were a dwarf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Then the world would be a better place What if The world turned into a Giant Slug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Things would get really sticky. What if my stolen anvil got dropped on the MSNBC building by Milton on the Simpsons who says "HA-HA!" out of his helicopter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 They would have a new opening for a skylight......and a magnificent door stop. What if ya got bitch slapped by a meteorite coming from space? hmm..Have I asked this question before, seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 I'd end up looking like you. What if all you could eat for the rest of your life was vegetarian food mixed w/ground glass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 what about it...... That Monday Night for me What if The A-Team was Like this Hannibal: Santa Face: Easter Bunny B.A:..... There's no Replacing Mr.T Murdock: E.T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 You'd probably be watching a subversive animated version on Comedy Central. what about it...... That Monday Night for me My condolences. What if Video games cost $200, minimum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Then My Career as a Bank Robber would Finally start What if they made a Video Game that took 5 hours REAL TIME to travel and you had to drink water every hour 0.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 Uhh, no we don't need simulator games to get any more realistic than they already are. What if the government told you to put meat hooks in the backs of spies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 "Then i would do what ever our Great Government asked me too".... There onto me What if the Government was pure Monkeys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 Wait....it's not? Oh, that's right, it's pretty much pure jackass right now. What if the world ran out of ideas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 I think it all ready has so far there on plan ZZY8I - Declare war on Oxygen What if Earth and the rest of the solar system (- The Sun) Engaged in a Battle to the DEATH? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Ah the GLORIOUS ARMAGEDDON! What if the Government was pure Monkeys If it's anything like the ninja monkey army, I'm afraid the entire world is screwed. There isn't anything even I could do to help. What if it rained sheet metal ninja stars that read sonofabitch on all of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 It already did, and I'm still pulling them out of my ass. *ssshhhthrawck!* (SONOFABITCH! Somebody get me the vise-grips...again!) What if I had - had a gigantic magnet to stop all of those raining sheet metal ninja stars in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holty1-5 Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 Then Who evers Holding the Magnet is In a Lot of pain soon. What if does Ninja stars where made of Butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Hmmm..dairy or non dairy? Well anyway, I would need a massive open wheeled tanker to catch them in...and make a profit from going around the country, spraying butter on everyone's food. *Cha-Ching!* Note: (Lol! I was going to say "everyone's corn-on-the-cob", but that might get interpreted as meaning something else. What if it hailed corn cobs afterwards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 We'd adopt that african thing or that jamaican thing where we walk around with baskets on our heads to catch all that food. What if Jules got caught up in his own "say what again" bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 *Jules picks up the bible, turns to the book of Ezekiel and quotes*........ Ezekiel 25:17 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee..... And GOD STRUCK DOWN ON HIM...BAM, BAM..BAM-BAM-BAM! What if Jules was to shoot himself for saying "what" for the first gawdamn time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 I'd lol. What if Darth Zavier really was a cover for that guy who got his picture taken at the end of a driveway next to a giant furby? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 21, 2010 Author Share Posted May 21, 2010 Then the furby's reading all of this right now. What if GTA:SWcity had no delusions of grandeur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Then I would be doing something else instead. (BTW I do have a fair bit of evidence to support that! ) What if next February I had another chick avatar and tried to dupe another n00b? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 *ahem!* You ever see the movie "Joy Ride" GTA, oh yeah...you do that. What if GTA did dupe another noob in February on the internet, which turned out to be a physco trucker, and this guy was to persistently hunt GTA down because of it; along with a bottle of pink champagne. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Then he'll be sorry once he meets me in person b/c psychos are what I specialize in beating down and impaling. What if your home was invaded by thousands of male cats that wanted to do the "dancing tail" wherever they felt like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Two words for ya: Cat stew. What if you met your doppleganger tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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