Darth Avlectus Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Ummmm.........................That would not be such far fetched thing. It may actually be a reality, in fact. What if Vince McMahon, donning the ECW title, actually had the balls to try ECW in its original context, and not in this watered down remake in his image? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 4, 2011 Author Share Posted December 4, 2011 Then his opponents would die. What if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had a photorealistic animation style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 ChAinz would be positively orgasmic. What if all bronies had to wear a patch declaring their obsession? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 The doctors whooves would each have a magic pony incarnation. What if karaoke night was all about embarrassing yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 It... isn't? What if every nation were given exactly one nuke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 The smart ones would reverse engineer it and then mass produce enough to have a big arsenal while the others would try to buy from them. Pretty much the status quo. What if every nation were allowed to possess only one nuke.....and that rule was strictly enforced by aliens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 11, 2011 Author Share Posted December 11, 2011 One's bad enough as it is. What if nukes were replaced with warheads packed with butter-knives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Well then, I guess you'd get a nice spread on any available butter upon impact/detonation. What if our planet was like a round 3-D Rubix cube, would that mean our problems would be easily solved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 ^^^ Ummm.......................... What if we're all just the jackass crew and we don't know it yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 16, 2011 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 I'm pretty sure if I was Bam Margera, I'd know. What if we're actually the Ancients from Stargate, and it's all a multi-million year time-space loop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 It just means were not Cylons. What if the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything isn't 42? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 17, 2011 Share Posted December 17, 2011 Then we really are no further away from the answers than we ever were. What if tonight was the perfect night to do drive by shoutings of idiocy and all manner of obscenity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 26, 2011 Author Share Posted December 26, 2011 Sounds like a good time. What if you found yourself in a parallel universe, which was exactly the same as this one, except everyone's gender was reversed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Hope that you're not a narcicist, b/c you might end up falling in love w/"yourself". What if you got only 3 extra seconds of cooperation from your robots instead of 6? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 It would be time to go on an extermination raid. What if saber doesn't understand my new forum game is based off of a similar sort of game played in 4chan from time to time and all of the maniacal perverted hilarious antics that ensue with each time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 31, 2011 Author Share Posted December 31, 2011 Probably best that he doesn't. You know the reputation that place has. What if there was such a thing as an Arsonist's Licence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 That'd be pretty hot. What if Alk's internets # actually decreased w/every click? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted December 31, 2011 Share Posted December 31, 2011 In a opposite universe on a opposite Earth it does. What if a black hole tryed to suck in another black hole, would they get stuck at a certain point and cease to be black holes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 2, 2012 Share Posted January 2, 2012 They'd be holy together. What if Alk's odd genderswp fantasy came true for himself, err herself....itself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2012 Author Share Posted January 2, 2012 Seriously, meeting a female me from a parallel universe would be awkward on levels I didn't know existed, regardless of what we might do or not do. What if Geddy Lee were to appear on Epic Meal Time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I guess it'd be time to Rush to breakfast. (pun intended) What if the Sith Emperor never dies (even though you killed him physically)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Sounds like he may have cloning down to a science. What if all jackasses in the U.S.A. attempted to form a party in government, would they have to adopt another party symbol since the jackass symbol is already taken by another party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 What do you mean "what if"? Haven't they already?!? What if Ron Paul actually became the next American president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2012 Author Share Posted January 13, 2012 Could be worse, I guess. We seem to have more nutjobs this time around. What if Vermin Supreme became the next American president? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 13, 2012 Share Posted January 13, 2012 Then he would be the supreme jackass and I would get a pony. What do you mean "what if"? Haven't they already?!? Lol...that was so easy wasn't it? BTW, that's the #1 reply to that question. What if Vermin Supreme exchange his boot hat, after becoming president, for a "Cat in the Hat" hat and spoke/wrote everything in ryhmes? By decree of Vermin Supreme: Everyone shall brush their teeth by law, especially each and every jaw. I like this bill, approve it I will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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