Darth Avlectus Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Maybe he could be something a-firin'-his-lazor-shoop-da-whoop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 What if Avlectus had posted a What if-esque question? Also, if you go back into the dark ages of LF, you'll find I'm also the Grand Duke of Costaguatemexorico, I just go by Baron von Sexy because Sexy's a bit more fashionable of a place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Then you'd be replying to it with some suitable answer. Occasionally knocking me to the floor. What if Hal's rule 63 was Baroness von sexy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 He could count himself luckier than if it looked like this: What if the dog in Hal's avi bit his junk off (hint: Hal might become his own Rule 63)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 That would count as "interstellar" and would be a "Screwed by the Universe" type of thing. What if Hal was like Lizard and able to grow another one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 He'd probably make sure to be bigger and better. What if it was about purifier instead of Tourettes Guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Then I'd would have stolen Tourettes Guy's thunder and he'd yell new and unheard of obscenities at me. What if the Earth was hollow and Rule 63 only applied to hollow planets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 29, 2012 Author Share Posted February 29, 2012 I'm not sure how the two are related. What if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic had this for a title sequence instead: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 29, 2012 Share Posted February 29, 2012 I don't know...I would hope it would make you happy if it is what you wanted. What if there is yet another new season of Beavis and Butt-Head to come? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 I'd say you'll probably wanna stock up on the popcorn, yes? What if the world was actually one big poop left behind (a long time ago) by God? (I become suspicious of this everyday.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 12, 2012 Share Posted March 12, 2012 Then the universe would have a handle for flushing. What if your political enemies got their hands stuck inside a snowblower chute and you could have a "point and laugh" session at their expense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Then I would sell tickets as well. What if Godzilla came by and crapped a hill in my front yard, would I be cited by the city for environmental pollution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Wouldn't put it past the government to make a law like that. What if I never help another distressed law enforcement agent again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Well you can only help those who help themselves, I always say. What if I got the fever for the flavor of a Pringles, can I do something about that damn fever other than eating a Pringles? (medically speaking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Methadone might work. What if NASA announced that they were going to try to burn down the sun? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Check to see if they need to be put on methadone too. What if you killed yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Would depend how I killed myself. If I could I'd haunt people as a ghost. What if you had a sister who was like ......miss pink hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Well I'd put her on street to make money, because she can obviously handle herself. (Bet she could pimp slap a guy out of his clothes.) What if there was actual women like "miss pink hair" working the streets, would ya take your chances hookin' up with her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 No, because she'd still have an STD or something. Besides, she's underaged until the later series (then she's of consenting age in Canada and some states in America). U perv. What if purifier got an STD from a CERTAIN Miss Pink Hair like Missy* from Big Money Hustlas? *(whom I can assure you is of legal age to consent) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Well I already have Subscriber Trunk Dialing, but if she throws in International Subscriber Dialing then she's got a deal! What if a "CERTAIN Miss Pink Hair like Missy* from Big Money Hustlas" pimp slapped D.A. so hard he caved into his body? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 I'd just simply warp out and warp back inas her hand moved through the space where I was. Then I blow an air horn in her face so she falls over on you. What if Tourettes Guy mowed purifier's lawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 He'd probably get his foot caught in the blades and you'd hear nothing but screeching curses till he bled to death. What if Tourettes Guy said "what" to Mace Winnfield? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 He'd probably just knock Tourettes guy out with a force shove or something like that. What if I had my own TOR guild? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Sounds like a plan to me, go for it! What if the path to a righteous man also involved castration? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 I'd be looking for trouble instead.......I heard she's a lot more fun. What if she were pointing the gun at you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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