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I'd give him a warm welcome since he can't stand me anyways, and never had the character to ask me what my problem is with him. I'll put it bluntly: I don't like bullies. He finds me distasteful? Good. I find him no less distasteful.

 

What if Playstation 3 had a version made of chocolate?

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No, not for a hippopautamus. :xp:

 

I'd tell you to put some clothes on (:pjust kidding bro!)

 

If that was a wish that'd already be granted, no downfalls there. :xp:

Unfortunately it only takes effect for me, which means the other 99.9999999% of the world would still be naked and smelly.

 

 

 

Why does the chief go ballistic when you wear a hat in his office?

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Depends where you're talking about: Central Valley/Sacramento CA I stay at (and bounce/link to my parents' place to hide my IP), sure why not, it could use a good sprucing up. This place is ghetto.

Currently staying: BAD, that angora highlands fire in 2007 was enough, it'd get hosed down at the drop of a hat plus it's a police state here.

 

Monkey fling doodey in Bob's front yard.

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I'd appear to be everywhere at once and he'd still miss me, I'd close in when he slipped up and ran out of monkey doodey, and it would seem like I was weilding 8 "toys" (picked up from the san andreas police department) instead of just one. He'd get the ultimate "toy" beating of a lifetime. "Toy Juyo/Vapaad" I'd call the form.

 

What if the sith marauder masks here all collected up by the mandalorians and they could reclaim their honor?

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We'd all have a *really painful* time on the toilet when it exits the other end--and you better not laugh about hemorrhoids, since you have yet to discover what I'm talkin' about there buster.

 

What if the princess had no choice but to accept weegie b/c Mario came out of the closet?

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I would unleash 'The Monkey Flu' into it. Probably get the disease named after me after the first 3000 victims....BWAHAHAHAAHAH!:D

 

What if you were stuck in an anime with a retarded-pokemon trying to kiss you and a strange card-person trying to kill you? {try to beat that weirdness!:D}

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