CommanderQ Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 That is a disturbing thought. I would destroy everything:D What if Te Mirdala Mand'alor was a whoopsie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 I'd scrape him up off the sidewalk and put him on the grill--of my nemesis' barbecue set. What if Home Alone was actually a violent gay porn, co-starring Michael Jackson and the bad guys were not called the wet bandits, but the butt-bandits? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyborg Ninja Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 The parents who bought that video for their kids thinking it was a family film are gonna be all kinds of pissed. What if Ninjas, Pirates, Zombies, and Robots all got into a four way war? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 It would make an awesome video game series. What if Michael Bolten decided to declare war on Full House? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 24, 2009 Author Share Posted July 24, 2009 Nobody would care, that show's been off the air for more than ten years. What if I spoke out against the WBC until the alias God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I dunno, you'd have to ask 'them'. What if I was that old janitor/farmer/serial killer guy on beavis and butthead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 You'd be a cartoon. What if no one posted after this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 This thread would be dead with your name as the last to post, but that ain't happenin' now, buster. What if that same farmer guy was plinkin' his hoarseys all drunk'n' stuff? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Well, he might get a kick out of it. What if you don't have Big Baby Sweet's money.....mutha *****? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Depends: whose mamma is he talking to? What if you knew a song that got on everybody's nerves? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I'd blare it from a secret location and drive everyone temporarily insane while I took all their worldly possessions. What if noone ever found out it was me that did it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Impossible: I can be even more obnoxious, so I'd know. What if someone %^&*'d with big baby sweets' money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 Then it'd be very sticky, and noone would want to spend it. What if GTA:SWcity didn't overestimate his jerkiness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Nothing would really change. What if Kreai really were Handmaiden's mother... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 The debate over it (already having reached that conclusion by majority) could now be given a rest because it is a cow that has been milked dry. (Learn some spelling, ya big oafy hairball!) What if Alkonium needed a bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Then GTA would happily provide that service for him.....personally. What if all the soap in the world disappeared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Then Totenkopf would happily make some, personally. What if someone let the dogs out to crap in Totenkopf's yard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. What if the world blew up because of something stupid you did? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 We'd all be dead, but at least nobody would know it was me who screwed up. What if the Old Dancing Man of Six Flags was as large as Godzilla and started doing his dance in the middle of New York while the song played so loud everybody could hear it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 I'd bazooka the thing to deat and tell whoever is operating the music to turn it down or at least change the song to something that doesn't suck. Then GTA would be forced to eat all of it and thank Totenkopf for the privilege of allowing GTA to wear a sh*t-eating grin. Actually, I pretended to do that so big chuck could sneak in and pour turbo lax in your drink. What I really did, though was use all the dog crap to bake a "chocolate cake" for Barney Frank. Hope you don't mind I used your tupperwear and your fridge...BTW you might wanna check your stuff'd animal collection. What if Tasmanian devils decided your leg was lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 My leg would be in a bottomless pit of a stomach. What if dogs sprouted wings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 You wouldn't need to shoot the duck. What if GTA disappeared? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Then TMM would take up the mantle of LF jerk. What if pruning jobs included pruning the house by felling a tree? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Then I would be the best pruner in the world:D What if I was suddenly given the command of a large Federation of Countries, and I took complete and utter control of LF? *Beat that weirdness!!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'd go to the Brothers All Forums. What if LF ceased to exist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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