Darth Avlectus Posted December 15, 2009 Share Posted December 15, 2009 Good idea especially if its counting down. Doing a failure analysis of a dead XBOX 360. Letting Matt Kenlon take some pictures of you are a homeless black guy in Biloxi, Mississippi named William Todd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Neutral. No idea who this Todd charachter is. Swimming in the whorehouse pool where Harry Reid claims he learned how to swim as a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 BAD idea: You might catch his same infections douchebaggery disease that has plagued him for so long which this country inevitably has caught like a bad case of scabies. Neutral. No idea who this Todd charachter is. *facepalm* Hint: "You gonna get ..............."; Google image search on numerous words in the last spot. Serving Chocolate laxatives at a winter time company dinner since you're getting canned anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 22, 2009 Share Posted December 22, 2009 Great idea. Let 'em see how full of **it you always thought they were. *facepalm* Hint: "You gonna get ..............."; Google image search on numerous words in the last spot. Was that the pic you posted in your profile awhile back? Had forgotten about that. Buying your soon-to-be ex-boss a 1-way trip to Mecca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Depends, if I liked them or not. Goodness of idea relative to how much I liked them. Was that the pic you posted in your profile awhile back? Had forgotten about that. Indeed it was. Renaming yourself "Hand Job". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 27, 2009 Author Share Posted December 27, 2009 Depends on the sort of company you keep. Microwaving an airbag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 28, 2009 Share Posted December 28, 2009 Neutral: Not sure what kind of airbag but I rather suspect it would be boring. Though you can look up stuff in a microwave on youtube. For example: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Personally since I have a few microwaves lying around and some spare room and junk...why not? Pretending you are a girl by having a girl avatar and acting the part in order to **** with a noob's head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 28, 2009 Author Share Posted December 28, 2009 Good idea. Screwing with people is fun. Are you planning on doing that, did someone do that to you, or is this just hypothetical. And yes, I'm well aware of Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This. In fact: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) A YouTube series based around deep frying things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 29, 2009 Share Posted December 29, 2009 Good idea, based on this series. That would be awesome. Good idea. Screwing with people is fun. Are you planning on doing that, did someone do that to you, or is this just hypothetical. I'm contemplating it. Not sure who I should be when I decide to pull it off. Not done to me directly but rather by subtlety, and in one case to someone else I, err, was acquainted with on this forum. And yes, I'm well aware of Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This. In fact: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) OMFG! That guy came SOOOOOOOO close to having his head taken CLEAN off! Deeeamn! That was cool. Stealing corpses occasionally for various uses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Bad Idea: Chances are you'll get caught, labeled as a Necrophiliac, sent to jail, and dead bodies smell. Winning the Lottery and deciding to rub it in people's FACES (not with the money, of course, that's just stupid.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Bad idea. You never know who else might be paying attention and you might end up dead somewhere or taken hostage. Living in zero-G. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 2, 2010 Author Share Posted January 2, 2010 Bad idea, muscles will atrophy. Literal sideburns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 5, 2010 Share Posted January 5, 2010 Neutral: On the one hand it would hurt and all that facial damage which would make it bad, on the other hand it might make you look cool so long as the scars didn't get infected or something like that, middle of the road says some people are just so gawsh-durn uuuuugly that it wouldn't make any difference. You decide. Hitching a ride with Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 Good idea. You probably won't get where you need to go, but you won't be bored. For the next Legend of Zelda game, having Link look like this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Depends on the Rom Hacker's perspective...I guess... Trebuchet launching a pile of flaming manure in a piano at John Stewart, fired by Matt Groening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good idea.....especially if he's interviewing someone like Oberman or Garafolo at the time. Being at ground zero during a nuke strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Good idea if you're the abominable monkey creature on the cheetah men. Having a rope tied to your mid extremities and jumping out a 10 story window, in -13Degree farenheit blizzard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 12, 2010 Author Share Posted January 12, 2010 Bad idea, if voluntary. If not, it's out my hands, isn't it? A burger with a donut for a bun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Depends on the type of donut, but probably a bad idea if you like good health. Going commando under a kilt while getting married in Scotland on a windy day in an outside ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 ^^^Good idea if you're what's his face (whom I'm not acquainted with) in ahto who is getting married (something like that?)...THAT, or you're Rowdy Roddy Piper. Ohhhh Yah! Ya damn bet'cha!!!!! Bad idea, if voluntary. If not, it's out my hands, isn't it? Reference to ICP song: "What is a Juggalo?" If you don't want to hear it, it's the 4th "What is" @ ~0:52. Youtube it...but it's a pretty funny song...unless you hate ICP. Putting ten pounds of itch powder in the ventilation system of a community college you hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good idea. I doubt they'd be able to figure out an adequate method of revenge. Smashing the window on your microwave before using it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Neutral: while microwaves have no apparent immediate significant effects on your health, you'd destroy the electronics nearby it even faster than microwaves normally already do plus you're still putting yourself at risk for brain cancer or something--actually I hear this is what is used by police for their little known "pain ray" devices they use on the front of their cars for crowd control. I can offer info on the disruptive effects of microwaves but little else without verifying your age and sending you a disclaimer. Literally beating a dead horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2010 Author Share Posted January 14, 2010 Neutral: It's dead. Making all future robots adherent to the Three Laws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good idea, but a fourth one couldn't hurt. Making all future robots study the Three R's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 Good idea so long as those three R's aren't Rap, Rape, and Rank. Sleeping in the Taun Taun for the night with Luke to keep from dying of cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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