Trench Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 Good idea? Best idea. Laser dolphins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 9, 2012 Author Share Posted October 9, 2012 Good idea. It good to diversify one's menagerie of sea creatures with lasers attached to their heads. Training bears to use guns, and then smuggling them onto a plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted October 9, 2012 Share Posted October 9, 2012 As LF's resident gun-nut, I fully support our right to arm bears. Grafting bear arms onto your body to celebrate your love for the 2nd Amendment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted October 10, 2012 Author Share Posted October 10, 2012 Neutral idea. I'm Canadian. Baking bacon into a loaf of bread, and then making BLT's with that bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 1, 2012 Share Posted December 1, 2012 Redundant idea. Unless you want to have a kidney stone from all that salt. Then go right ahead. A sheet metal shuriken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 Good idea. It's either an effective weapon or a Darwin Award waiting to happen. Doing nothing to stop it when you expect a Darwin Award to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Good or bad idea depending on your perspective...and to whom it is about to happen... Stopping a Darwin award from happening to someone the world desperately needs it happening to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 Bad idea. One less idiot in the gene pool is a good thing. Getting rid of warning labels, and expecting people to get by on common sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 Mixed. Not everyone has common sense, but then again it would make for a robust season of Darwin awards. $50 on the idiot with the appliance by the bathtub, thanks. Legally having a show called The Darwin Awards, complete with voluntary contestants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 4, 2012 Author Share Posted December 4, 2012 Good idea, through I question the legality of it. Replacing the kitchen crew in fast food restaurants with robots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Neutral idea: Hey, it's working for the hot pizza vending machine (no seriously, there *is* one), and trying it would yield mixed results upon which we could only improve...but the catch 22 is technology would be replacing jobs in both in the short and long term and we kinda need jobs right now to keep the economy moving, furthermore jobs for building and maintaining this stuff would be hard to come by and even harder to keep. Stop eating animals, and start cannibalizing humans instead, in the interest of shutting PETA up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Well, as long as shutting people up means we're canabalizing PETA, ALF, ELF, vegans, Greenpeace, Code Pink et al first........sure, why not. Maybe by the time we finish all them off, we can go back to eating non-human animals again. Force feeding animals to PETA members. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Good idea. A vegetarian diet is a luxury. Besides, we were given opposeable thumbs and canines for a reason! Plus we don't want food totalitarianism enforced by people who are more or less the equivalent of militant religious zealots but about food instead. Arm pit smelling and flavored Popsicle made from the real thing for PETA people and telling them, "Well, at least it isn't animals!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Any jab at PETA is a good idea. Releasing a swarm of locusts in PETA's head office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 9, 2012 Share Posted December 9, 2012 Excellent idea, we can close it off so that they don't swarm our houses! You're full of great ideas. Having a mass eGreeting card sent to PETA and the adubon society with this video: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted December 10, 2012 Share Posted December 10, 2012 Works for me. Sentencing your worst enemy to having to spend 10 years w/tourette's guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted December 11, 2012 Share Posted December 11, 2012 Good idea, but not as good as that plus stipulations like no talking back, and getting beat down if they violate that stipulation. Having Lloyd, Harry, T.G., and Palmer Scott (in his "sit on you" mode he did to tim and eric) *do* your worst enemies' mothers before proceeding to aggravate your enemies endlessly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 6, 2013 Author Share Posted January 6, 2013 Good idea. They are my enemies, after all. Licking people when they invade your personal space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDR Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 Depends on who you're licking. Chaining someone into a KOTOR game for all of eternity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 Good idea as long as it is in a scene with bastila Missing .:LR:. after him being gone for so long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LDR Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Impossible. No one knows what that is. Going to a Nickelback concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Hessian Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 Bad idea. Stick to Rammstein and The Scorpions, LDR Buying a Yugo and going around crashing it into fancy cars downtown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Good idea: nothing says piss-off to the snooty owners of fancy cars like running a piece of $*** car into them at random. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Pulling this off in the front yard of some senile drunken old arsehole while he's sleeping (after putting blanks in all his guns). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Depends on the neighborhood. His neighbor might shoot you instead. Learning to swim in the whorehouse's pool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Lord Revan:. Posted January 29, 2013 Share Posted January 29, 2013 Bad, you never know what has been done in it. Me feeling offended for LDR not missing me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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