Darth Avlectus Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Good idea. Pissed workers make a great bunch of customers. Hiring duff-y-man to lecture on safe driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 30, 2009 Author Share Posted July 30, 2009 Good idea. He's the perfect "How not to" example. Reverse liposuction using a cardboard tube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Depends on the person. Good idea if that person is someone who meets the following conditions (assuming the choice is yours): 1) you hate that person 2) that person functions at a level of insignificance 3) Optional: There's good money in it for you. So, yes. Good idea. Fondling those juggly wiggly bouncy jellybags on that blond woman on the ad for that online RPG that comes up intermittently. >>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 1, 2009 Author Share Posted August 1, 2009 Good idea, as long as you're alone. You're just groping your computer screen. Several hours before your last shift at a fast food restaurant, getting takeout from all its competitors in town, and when your shift's over, leaving it in boss's office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Good idea. If you blame it on that new guy who keeps pranking you. Throwing tomatoes at people from a dark alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Good idea if your aim is good, and you can make a hasy getaway if the victim comes back after you, otherwise... Good idea, as long as you're alone. You're just groping your computer screen. Can't help you there but I can help with the idea in general. Too bad I cannot find the one I was looking for, so this one will hafta do: Telling the quiet Ryomu that Sonsaku is planning to get freaky with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Good idea. If the feeling's not mutual, then you've possibly prevented a rape. If it is, you've helped get a couple together. As a manager, tricking your employees into thinking you're legally allowed to execute them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Neutral. It'll either increase production, or scare them away. Staging a coup in Cuba with yourself and your lazy uncle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Bad idea. Note the word "lazy" Being a real-life Jim Halpert/Tim Canterbury. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Good idea if it's all in the face and you're the boss. Better idea if you are the worker and a centaur who kicks at that sort of thing at the same time. Bad idea if you're on the other end of those scenarios I mentioned above. Telling Totenkopf his AV guy is so village people and "YYYYY-M-C-A" and calling him a midget--just before hitting on the very "starved" Alkonium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 7, 2009 Author Share Posted August 7, 2009 Good idea, from my point of view. Using a chainsaw to spread butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Bad idea. It could be put to better use on GTA. Suspending Alkonium in midair just outside the grasp of a horny GTA that is profusely professing his love for the poor imprisoned lad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Bad idea...I tend to pass out when I get aroused...especially for farm animals. Telling Totenkopf his tan line is off and he needs to change his thong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Bad idea.... he'll have to wonder why you're starring at it (and so will everyone else). Banishing all cheesy music acts to an uncharted isle in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 Good idea. Their sales margin was sunk long ago--why anyone still supports them is a mystery. Using tea bags to persuade someone they better move their car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 Good idea. I wouldn't want tea in my car's engine. A sedative that can safely be used on babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Good idea, maybe then he'll shut the **** up. (just kidding) Eating GTA:SWcity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 15, 2009 Author Share Posted August 15, 2009 Bad idea. We short enough on jerks as it is. Using "That's what they said" in the same manner as "That's what she said" or "That's what he said" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 15, 2009 Share Posted August 15, 2009 Another subjective question? >_< Depends: (Frankly I don't get the jist of it TBH) If you stick with the internets of the original stuff it's probably good, especially if you're sophmoric and like predictable repetition in your routine. If you're a newb who has been embarassing yourself around LF (amongst other unwelcome activities)...bad Idea. Having rats in your garbage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serpentine Cougar Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Bad idea, but it's inevitable. Not watching Indiana Jones until you're 21. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Bad idea, you're missing out. A Beatles/Eagles cover band called The Beagles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Bad idea. Other dogs might get offended. Using anti-matter bombs and l33t speak on annoying n00bs who play MMO's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 ^^^Heheheh--Excellent idea. And while we're at it, let's lob huge flaming manure chunks at 'em as well. Repeatedly calling Beavis a buttknocker in a murder scene. (Hint, referring to an episode!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Bad idea. Doing the same to Totenkopf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Excellent idea, you've been volunteered. Lobbing a beer can mortar at a PETA building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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