Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Neutral: While I'd be all for that idea...if you're doing that for a profit that's going to be a bit of a snag... Having Christopher Lee as your passenger in your monster truck while you do a triple duty rodeo-cruncho grand championship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 Good idea, Christopher Lee makes everything awesome. On principle, refusing to take any job that requires you to wear a red shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 Unknown to Neutral: Why???????? Calling beating-to-knockoff contests with the GTA San Andreas 'purple toy' atop the "giant bridge" beat-off contests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 No. Just, no. @GTA: Redshirts always die. You ever watch Star Trek? Sticking your hand in an active toaster with a tendency to have "shocking" properties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 20, 2010 Author Share Posted April 20, 2010 Bad idea, you won't be able to tell which burns are from what. Microwaving a car battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Neutral: The car battery won't really get much harm, and the microwave will just keck. @ mandalor: Apparently not enough trek to get that...and I watched a bit here and there. Microwaving mostly expired (translation: un-lit and now physically compromised outer casing) Pyro that you just found out is bad b/c your rats have been nesting in there when they decide to run off. (True story btw.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 21, 2010 Author Share Posted April 21, 2010 Bad idea, there's probably something still potent in there. Whether you mean it or not, leaving a note on your fridge saying "Gone out murderin', be back around five." when you leave the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 21, 2010 Share Posted April 21, 2010 Good idea if 1) you live alone 2) you live with anyone else who understands that line of humor. Bad idea for people who live with someone who wouldn't understand. .......all the while I'm not even counting whether or not one actually intends to carry out that note... Trying to get jiggy with Halibel from Bleach and yet being nowhere near as powerful as she. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 Bad idea. If you fail, she could reject you violently. If you succeed, let's just say she might not know her own strength. Answering "Outranking you." to the question "Where do you see yourself in X number of years?" at a job interview. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Bad Idea: no job for you! Stealing Mike Tyson's tiger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Only a good idea if you have sufficient tranquilizers! (Well, actually you might need a bit of hand to hand combat experience on how to beat a boxer far out of his prime.) Attempting to assassinate Dr. Wily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 22, 2010 Author Share Posted April 22, 2010 Good idea, assuming you know what to expect. A webseries called "Why It's A Bad Idea", in which the host takes bad ideas, and follows them through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 22, 2010 Share Posted April 22, 2010 Okay idea, as long as no one popular is the host. And I'm not familiar with the show, but didn't Jackass do something pretty much like that? Performing all the ideas in this thread. At the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Impossible idea: Ehh, no...just......no. Not gonna happen. Impossible, or is it? Giving lolly-pops free with cavity searches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 23, 2010 Author Share Posted April 23, 2010 Good idea, anything to make them feel better afterwards. Duct tape replacing all other types of adhesives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greggomonkey Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Bad Idea: Duct tape band-aids would hurt man! Drink a litre of Iced tea every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 'Round here it's a bad idea, that stuff's pretty much the same as pop, but in the U.S. it'd just be tea with ice in it, so that wouldn't be bad. Especially if it was one of those healthy hippy teas. Telling your friends to watch out when they drink water because it's molten hot. Bad Idea: Duct tape band-aids would hurt man! Or they would breed a species of super-tough humans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 23, 2010 Share Posted April 23, 2010 Good idea unless it does no good--I'd rather not see any friends injured that way or in any way, really. Shaking up your chocolate milk by putting it in a crate made of resilient material and letting it tumble down 3 flights of stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 24, 2010 Share Posted April 24, 2010 Neutral. Seems like a waste of energy to just shake up some chocolate milk. Pitching a battle between the flying monkeys of The Wizard of Oz and the doody flinging trebuchet monkey army that was formerly loyal to GTA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 I don't see how cousins would fight each other. "Inflating" someone like a balloon--not to death, just all puffed-up like. (Well maybe in the case of George Soros I'll make an exception for the to death part ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 26, 2010 Author Share Posted April 26, 2010 Bad idea, there's no way to do that without killing the person. Deep frying an airbag, but instead of carefully lowering the airbag into the deep fryer with a basket, throwing it in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Well, if there's a decent explosion and you don't get winged by shrapnel...what the hell, why not. Using mind control to make all software companies sign over the rights to their products to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Good idea, I'd take the money I made from all that and abolish people that piss me off. Having scratched yerself under the covers of your drawers just before the campus security officer (who incidentally didn't catch that) sneaks up on you suspecting you and your friends of drug possession and does a hand sniff inspection. (true story btw ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 ^Good idea, unless your crotch smells like pot for some reason. Dressing up as Optimus Prime and having a friend dress up as a salmon and humping each other on public transit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 27, 2010 Author Share Posted April 27, 2010 Good idea, if you want to end up on Picture Is Unrelated. What he said, but with you dressing up as a friend, and Optimus Prime dressing up as a salmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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