Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good idea: The new world power needs a little something to occupy its time other than entertaining upon how it will suffocate the west. Dropping Ed Schultz into an alligator tank and recording the results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good Idea, as long as you tell people it's for SCIENCE! Using SCIENCE! as your excuse for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good idea: You can get away with anything! Giving a suspected cheating lover a huge amount of laxative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good idea......as long as it's right before she has a business meeting or a hot date. Being stuck in the bathroom with said victiim and having no way out (and no tp either). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea: Unless scat is your thing I'd just rather not go there. You sick bastard. Leaving all your carbonated drinks outside in below freezing temperatures as a substitute for a refrigerator during the winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Depends on where you live. Eating a car battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea: even if you could get past the outside, the acid inside the battery is not fun to deal with by any stretch. Giving a mentos diet soda enema to your coworker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea. Quite messy, you sicker, kinkier bastard. Only posting good ideas in this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Pointless idea: I'm going to F*** it up by posting a bad idea. Eating fascinating asian butcher's cuts without asking what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea......he gonna kill you w/ MSG. Telling everyone you're a jerk when they've already known that for sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Neutral Idea. It wouldn't make a difference. Going back in time and preventing the creation of the Westboro Baptist Church. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 At this point good idea: I'm sick of their picketing the deaths of our military people, and sick of their picketing at funerals of people, especially little girls, who were killed by an obvious nutjob. Using a malfunctioning microwave with its safeguards are failing anyways despite the danger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 13, 2011 Author Share Posted January 13, 2011 Really Bad Idea. It could end up exploding, or irradiating something, or both. Microwaving something that's highly radioactive to begin with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Bad idea.....your life might run out before the timer on the microwave. Having a viking style funeral at your local gas station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Good idea, some rednecks have funeral ceremonies something similar to that. Faking your death, then later on during the funeral, popping out of the casket and scaring the hell out of everybody at your funeral. AAAAAAH BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY, BOOGIDY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 Great Idea. I love a good prank. Secretly arranging so that after you die, your body is made into Soylent Green and served at your funeral (without any guests knowing what it is), and when your guests are done eating um, you, a playing a video of you, in which you say something along the lines of "Hi, I'm _________, and if you're watching this, you just finished eating my corpse!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 GREAT IDEA! Why they'd never see me..EXCUSE ME! *COUGH! COUGH! HAAAACK!*........uum yeah..they'd never see me coming. Secretly mixing doody into the "Soylent Green" as well, and then telling them about that in the video too. (Why not go all the way, I say. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 It'd be all me anyway, so why not? Not actually doing the Soylent Green thing, but saying you did on the video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Good idea: That's even funnier. Microwaving fart bombs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 Good Idea: (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Microwaving a Toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Bad idea: Its metal surface will arc and cause the microwaves to deflect back into the microwave magnetron thereby destroying it. .....unless that was what you're aiming for. Trying water based attacks on an aquahawk (another dragon warrior/quest reference) in the hopes it will do massive damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 Bad idea, if standard mechanics are assumed. Water attacks would logically be ineffective against a water-based creature. Going commando in a Zentai suit made out of sandpaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Only a good idea if either the sandpaper is facing outward, or you like having your skin chafed off by abrasives. (You just gave me an idea of how to torture someone!) BTW: Yes, standard mechanics are assumed, though the aquahawk is actually of the bird family. (Breeding a sea monster mate with a bird monster base). Using Aquacut against a member of the sea monster family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Good idea. Any high enough pressure force that gets the job done (w/o hurting self) is acceptable. Letting Joe Pesci play the Hobbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted January 16, 2011 Author Share Posted January 16, 2011 Bad Idea. I'll stick with Martin Freeman. Setting a fire alarm on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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