Alkonium Posted February 22, 2011 Author Share Posted February 22, 2011 Really bad idea. The right audio can make anything seem like porn. An episode of "Will It Blend?" in which the blender explodes, but they still say "Yes, it blends!" at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Yes. It is a good idea because it stiates those with a lustful appetite for destruction. Playing the blink 182 song "I wanna F*** a dog" at a peta convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 25, 2011 Author Share Posted February 25, 2011 Good idea. It's not like you're going to eat the dog, right? Selling Soylent Green at a Peta Conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Excellent idea: Many members of the green party go to PETA conventions. Making pasties and bikinis made of prosciutto and selling them to the prudish young ladies at a PETA convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Good idea. 'Specially if/when they try to protest in them. Wearing a Tiki mask and bear skin suit to a PETA convention, and dancing on the stage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 Good idea, that's just disruptive. Wearing a Zentai suit made out of ground beef at a Peta Conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Excellent idea: We need our fashionable threads to wear to be more organic--sh what a better way to promote organic wear than the meat of that which was once living. Presenting bestiality as a "loving" alternative to spaying and neutering at a PETA conference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 Well, it'd certainly put a different spin on PETA, as in Please Eat The Animals. Have GTA pipe his rodent porn into a PETA convention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 5, 2011 Author Share Posted March 5, 2011 Good idea. Peta loves bestiality! Spreading rumours that Syfy wants to give everyone Brain Syphilis, whatever that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 6, 2011 Share Posted March 6, 2011 Excellent idea. Where do you keep coming up with such ingenious plans to create such mass hysteria? That's awesome. Hiring Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus as your protection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 6, 2011 Author Share Posted March 6, 2011 Good idea, if I can find him. Packing a toaster full of ice cubes and turning it on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Bad Idea......been there/done that. A new toaster will be the end result btw. Sticking your hand inside a toaster while it's already on, to dry your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 7, 2011 Author Share Posted March 7, 2011 Bad idea. Wet hands are preferable to ... that. Nonchalantly joining every protest you see with a sign that says "I HATE CROWDS". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 7, 2011 Share Posted March 7, 2011 Bad Idea: At best, you aren't likely to get a warm reception. Unless it's a crowd of complete F***ing morons. Inviting Special Ed to a skype party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 8, 2011 Author Share Posted March 8, 2011 Good idea. He certainly doesn't sound boring. Running this anti-meth ad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Neutral idea: Only because my stupid browser won't let me see your pic. But knowing what kind of pics you usually post Alkonium, in these game threads, I'm pretty sure the pic is something that might scare the crack out of someone (literally) and possibly stop their addicition. Walking and doing everything else backwards for a short period of time to reverse the effects of aging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 Bad idea. It doesn't work. (Well, it said "Chewbacca playing baseball isn't normal. But on meth, it is.") Microwaving a painting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Good idea, it'll make the gloss come alive. @ purifier: My browser as well. Hm. Painting a microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astor Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Good idea - a microwave on canvas would be a hit at all the major galleries! A weekend vacation in Tripoli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Wait-a-minute, are you paying? Cause if so- GREAT IDEA! I have plenty of body armor, disguises and ninja catlike reflexes. I even have a noclip magic spell that allows me to pass through walls. If I survive, I will bring you back a souvenir from Gaddafi's personal things. @GTA:SWcity: You too huh, wonder what the problem is? Having a noclip magic spell that allows your crafty ninja self to pass through walls, floors, ceilings, etc. (except living things because that would be just blah! No seriously it would.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2011 Author Share Posted March 11, 2011 Bad idea. How would you be able to so much as eat? A Reality Show where the contestants have to share a house with a bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Bad idea if you're the "bear snack". Telling ChAiNz that Tali isn't actually real. @ purifier: My browser as well. Hm... Me 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 11, 2011 Author Share Posted March 11, 2011 Good idea. Whatever he'd do to rectify that, I want in on it. This one should work: Biking on an active treadmill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Good idea, what a better exhilaration of biking than on an actively moving ground like provided by a treadmill. Leaving "special presents" on the front doorsteps of the people you like least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elessar Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Bad idea; They might leave a "special present" for you too. Sending an empty envelope to someone you dislike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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