Alkonium Posted July 8, 2011 Author Share Posted July 8, 2011 Good idea. Nothing says "great prank" like a flaming toilet. Using said toilet right after the cherry bomb has gone off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 9, 2011 Share Posted July 9, 2011 Neutral: The people staffing at said public place will get peeved but there is no shame in having your sewage waste spill out everywhere using the dysfunctional plumbing. Just don't get caught: the poor guy who has to clean that up may whoop your ass. (BTW I was more talking about it going kaboom in the sewage pipes while it had already been flushed since its lit fuse is typically waterproof) Buying a game cartridge of a good ROMhack for your old game system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 9, 2011 Author Share Posted July 9, 2011 Neutral Idea. You can buy those? Mixing Coke and Pepsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Neutral: What's the point? Neutral Idea. You can buy those? Yes, but they are frightfully rare and can be quite expensive. Bought Mega Man Ultra for a friend, and while I was waiting to see him again in the meantime I played it the whole way through on my NES. A celebrity DeathMatch of ICP and Marylin Manson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 10, 2011 Author Share Posted July 10, 2011 Bad idea. That's hardly a fair fight. Microwaving meth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Excellent idea: It's always funny to watch an addict freak out over it. Pouring some sugar on the floor for a coke addict friend of your roommate, after he's been searching the same 2-level 3'X3'X1' shelf for 3 hours straight, relentlessly looking for his lost coke. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) That actually happened to a friend of mine in Lake Tahoe in 2007-2008--too bad I don't have the video link cuz it was f***in' funny as hell. He gathered it up, put it in his crack pipe and smoked it, then said it smelled and tasted like cookie dough. Then he asked if he could crash there which they firmly denied and kicked him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 13, 2011 Author Share Posted July 13, 2011 Good idea. Like he'll know the difference. Microwaving a loaded gun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Great Idea. Someone would get blown up and shot at the same time. Combining different parts of a Geth and HK-47 to make a new kind of killing droid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 Good idea, we need more sadistic killing machines. Driving around Ethiopia talking about "free ice cream sandwiches"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Good idea, if you've got protection to keep the hot and sticky mob from overwhelmining you. You'd be a local hero of sorts. Bad idea if you're just taunting people. Actually having an artifical eye that gave you both 10-10 vision and 2Xed as a flashlight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Decent idea. They vision would actually be a downgrade for me, but the flashlight bit might be useful. Have an artificial nose that was actually a Geiger counter but didn't replicate your sense of smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 Bad idea. We smell things far more iften than we check for radiation. Building your own Stargate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted July 25, 2011 Author Share Posted July 25, 2011 Bad idea. We smell things far more iften than we check for radiation. Building your own Stargate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Good idea. Gotta have *somewhere* to put all those dead bodies. Playing Frisbee with hubcaps, trashcan lids and old china. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Great idea, don't forget the large deepdish pizza pans as well. Attaching a stick of dynamite to those makeshift frisbees, light the fuse, and play a frisbee russian roulette version with one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 16, 2011 Author Share Posted August 16, 2011 Bad idea. What if you miss and take out an innocent bystander? BioWare replacing Jennifer Hale with the worst voice actress in Canada for Mass Effect 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Hilarious idea: she *must* be horrible because all my search engines just had errors when looking up the query "Canada's worst voice actress". Beating a dead horse in every sense of the term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 17, 2011 Author Share Posted August 17, 2011 Bad idea. That is both necrophilia and bestiality. EA declaring all who do not use their Origin service "evil", and changing its logo to this: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Bad idea: Egotistical moves are often knocked by fans in the real world, and hard. At least if I know you anything as well as I think I do, Alk. Bombarding rival colleges, covertly, with explosive urinals to boost the status of your own college. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 Bad idea, if you want your college to get a better reputation, make something positive and not "At least our washrooms won't kill you." Talking UBC chemical engineering students into following their mechanical friends annual pranks, only using bombs instead of cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 18, 2011 Author Share Posted August 18, 2011 Bad idea. It's a lot easier to notice slip-ups with bombs, if you know what I mean. Jewel Staite replacing Jennifer Hale as FemShep in Mass Effect 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 18, 2011 Share Posted August 18, 2011 Good Idea: DAMN YOU EA BIOWARE! Using properly encased and retrofitted heating elements from various devices as high power low resistance resistors for an old argon laser power supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 19, 2011 Author Share Posted August 19, 2011 Neutral. You said properly encased and retrofitted, but it's still a kludge. Apple designing their next generation of mobile devices so that whenever they're plugged into a PC, that PC bursts into flames. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Good idea: the "microsoft sucks" crowd will be your best customers and they pay quite well. Also it'd make crashing some buttmunch's computer a snap since you won't have to write your own virus program. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) but it's still a kludge Perhaps, but all things considered I am talking about car-sized juggernauts more or less permanently affixed to the inside of a building for a time, and the stories of technicians keeping things practical and reducing expenses. Buying a Spyder-3 1 watt blue laser for its sleek lightsaber-ish looks (on top of all the other benefits that come with owning a device that can output 1 watt of coherent optical power). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted August 24, 2011 Author Share Posted August 24, 2011 Good idea. Who doesn't want something that looks like a lightsaber? Stealing your boss's job on your first day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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