Darth Avlectus Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Bad Idea: IIRC the wardrobe fell over and squished somebody...or so is the impression I got from gmod idiot box. A hated cousin... -dude has 4 sisters and all of them have a scar in the same place on same eyebrow from him getting pissed off and hitting them at one point -dude always does something to get younger family members to hurt themselves for his amusement -dude is not sorry and "doesn't have attitude", it's just your problem -dude is 6'0" tall, 245 lbs, worked construction all his life, mid 40s, massive thick arms -dude has brawled and can take 20 hits to the head that would knock out anyone else just like a drunk mexican -dude is a know it all, and hits you if you try to disprove him Taking police X-26 taser, prod him and hold it on for about 1 minute. While he is incapacitated, taking a 15 amp angle grinder to his scalp, let it catch, and leave its trigger stuck on. Kick him in the balls while he's down. Walk away and let him save himself...I mean he's a construction worker afterall so he can handle himself even if the grinder wheel goes through bricks and steel. ????????? Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Good idea if it's a really slow day and you've nothing better to do or just likely a bloody good time. Wrecking a Holiday Inn and and saying you're related to the late Keith Moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Good idea: Sounds like a contingency plan. Connecting an electrolytic capacitor to DC power backwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Shockingly bad idea.......unless you're just auditioning for a role in a new Jackass movie. Scamming a scammer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Only a good idea if you can out scam him...Otherwise a better idea would be to simply brain him. Pissing off serious gamers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Not generally a good idea unless you know they're your bitches no matter what you do. Saying "what?" to Jules Winnfield while he's powerless to stop you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 27, 2012 Author Share Posted March 27, 2012 Great idea. I love getting people frustrated like that. Making Jules Winnfield say "What" several times, and then shooting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 *guns ready* <PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF! PLAF!> Bad Idea: Nice try mothaf***ah. Propping up Charlie Rangel as a model of ethical financial behavior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 28, 2012 Author Share Posted March 28, 2012 Good idea, if you're taking the "What not to do" approach. Shouting Wuld Nah Kest while atop the Throat of the World. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 7, 2012 Share Posted April 7, 2012 Experimental idea? I guess, if your talking about shouting the words and dashing to some other point in the game. I'm not really sure if it's a good idea or bad idea, Alk, since I'm not into the Elder Scrolls game. (but I have a feeling you've already done it, if that's what your talking about.) Driving your speed boat in a circle as fast as it will go to create a whirlpool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Bad idea. Odds are if you pull it off, you'll get caught in it. Swapping someone's guacamole dip with wasabi as a prank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Good idea with discretion. I actually know of an instance or two of that happening. Getting games specifically for teabagging other players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 Neutral idea. Noone will know the difference, but it seems kind of like a scumbag thing to do. Running in an election with the campaign promise of "Chainsawing the Red Tape". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Good idea. It won't lead to any real change, but it might make future political buzzwords more interesting. Running an election campaign by challenging all your rivals in a marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Good idea. That will also eliminate the hackers from the non-hackers. Leaders must be strong physically, not just mentally. How about this: Also, as part of those election campaigns, making our canididates participate in TV game shows like Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune. Only the grand prize is not money, just votes for who has the most brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 8, 2012 Author Share Posted April 8, 2012 It has merits, but it also seems undemocratic. A business where once a month, one randomly chosen employee is fired for no reason, regardless of their standing in the company. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Bad idea: That kind of thing looming over workers' heads in today's western societies is rather counter productive. Now if we're talking about in China, onthe other hand, I believe that is their MO. Dousing Sweet Tooth's hair and beating the living crap out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Good idea......he desperately needs a beatdown (as do all clowns......esp of the @ss variety ) Taking over EA and making them more customer/player friendly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Good idea. Just on principle. Taking a piss in the boiler of your high school's boiler room on the last day of your senior year. (true story) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Good idea. What are they going to do about it. Packing your workplace's microwave full of eggs, and setting it to run for 99:99 on your last day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Depends on whether or not you mind burning bridges at this workplace. Or filling bridges with exploded eggs, if you want to get technical. Wrapping your friend's car in saran wrap and painting it the most ugly shade of his favourite colour for his birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Neutral, actually, but sounds like a lot of work. Paying an illegal $3 to do it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Bad idea, especially if it's with a $3 bill. Reading A Game of Thrones to children at a Daycare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted April 10, 2012 Share Posted April 10, 2012 Could be a good idea, but depends on how you do it. Kids aren't gonna remember a lot of stuff anyway (with their short attention spans and all). Acting out scenes from A Game of Thrones to a hostage audience, er I mean a bunch of kids, at daycare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted April 10, 2012 Author Share Posted April 10, 2012 Really bad idea. That's how you scar kids for life. Buying ridiculous amounts of nonfunctioning video game paraphernalia (including consoles, cases, discs, cartridges, and controllers) in order to build the Throne of Games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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