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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GTA: SWcity!!

 

Yes, it is that time!! You are now officially 106 {according to your profile:D}!

 

Now then, in order to commemorate this day, I present you with...

 

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....The Order of the Bizarre Monkey...

 

May it serve you well:D

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Happy Birthday GTA! Along with the complimentary Basket Weaving Elf named Smarmy I present to you a shiny new,

 

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Wasn't there a whole basement full of those in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

As Overseer I hereby present you with your very own Pip-Boy 3000:

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Get used to it.

NOW GTFO MY VAU-

Oh wait, wrong game...

 

 

OK, Here's a Glock:

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Now take it, and go on escort missions with your fat cousin while you drive his crappy taxi, being taunted by the sports cars that drive past you that could easily be stolen, but can't because the mission requires you to stay in his car, there's also going to be loads of Police bearing Assualt Rifles shooting at you because of you hitting one of their cars, and then if you survive, you have to get ridiculous loads of money while claiming you're poor, and put up with loads of people claiming your Russian when you clearly state in game that you are not.

And after all that?

You get to blow out the Candles.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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@ Commander Q: ah yes, and a glorious marvelous many battles there shall be where we charge into the sunset with thy monkey bretjeren armed with ninja weapons, terbuchets, tanks, dead raccoons and gigantig flaming boulders od doodie to fling.

 

@ Litofsy: Thank you, indeed. INTERNETS. Serious business! :devsmoke:

 

@ Te Mirdala Mandalore: It's the thought that counts. Besides, working on a farm is backbreaking work at times. While I'm not in farm valley land, I'l just say that the mountains have their own ways of taxing one doing outside labors.

 

[EDIT]: @ Aloknium: I dunno what to say other than thank you and...yes for once I didn't have a comeback. :xp: [/EDIT]

 

@ urluckyday: Thanks! I *will* have an awesome day. Hope you (and everyone else here) do the same.

 

@ EvilQ: Yes indeed, a nuttish couple of freaks, we are. On the move and full of conspiracy against those darn butt-munches who would dare to deny us or glory, uor freedom, and our arms which are ours to bear!

 

@ Chev: Thanks. I'll be sure to remember yours coming up in October!

 

@ Sabretooh: Indeed we shall. And not just flame throwers but frost throwers as well. A glorious time we shall have, too!

 

TO ALL POTENTIAL MALL VICTIMS: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Because "Simply burning or freezing your sissy butt won't do!" --DarkSide, Twisted Metal 3

 

@ Rhett: WHOA! Magnificent! I've always wanted one of those!

 

@JIGOS: YEHEEEH! AWESOME! That is full of win!

 

@ Tobias Reiper: Yeheh! Now *that* is an educated man in the ways of hell raising and car-jackery!

 

 

Riddle me this, riddle them whacked: What's the last thing unfortunate victims see, just before they get jacked?

 

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PEEKABOO!

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Riddle me this, riddle them whacked: What's the last thing unfortunate victims see, just before they get jacked?

Usually the pavement, the butt of my shotgun/assualt rifle, or a beer belly serbian with a jamaican hanging behind him with the upmost want to get to Cluckin' Bell (he LOVES that place, btw).

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@ Tobias: Cool tip.

 

@ mimartin: A what?! ...How thoughtful :D

[Commentary]: "Ah, meat in a bag as a metaphor for my name-calling of "meatbag". How clever. This one understands my finesse, *and* my sense of humor. This human would make assassin droids everywhere, proud." [HK-47]

 

@ Canderis: HELLS YES! You saw that episode of robot chicken too! WIN!

 

@ Alkonium: Still don't have comeback for that. You've out-capped me.

For a reward: I'll put up a blog on these various sites I've found for Star Wars mods for any proud owners of GTA: San Andreas.

 

@SW01: Glad to see ya!

@ mamma Jae: Why thank you.

 

EDIT: MY BAD! I almost forgot:

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Astor Kaine

Will O' The Wisq

 

Thanks a million, guys. I gotta remember your guys' birthdays now.

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