DrPhil2501 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I'll ellaborate further by telling you a little story. About a few months ago, I owned a Sony Ericson K610i mobile phone; which was obviously very important to me. The phone has itself been in my property for over a year... until now. The day I was schedualed with my dad to take me for a driving lesson, I gathered all my belongings; including my phone. I couldnt be anymore crystal clear than I am now, but I remember placing my phone in the left pocket of my jeans - with absolutely no possible way it could fall out. A few hours into the driving lesson, we were just about to finish up. As I parked the car and got out of the drivers seat, I decided to feel for my phone placed in my left pocket. Nothing. I checked my pocket to make sure I wasnt losing my senses. Nothing. I checked my other pocket. Nothing there either. I checked every single possible place on my body that it could have clinged onto. So far no luck. So then we decided to make a clean sweep of the car. We have checked every possible square inch of that car, and yet we have nothing. There is no possible way it could have escaped from my pocket. I remember having it even before I entered the car. This isnt the only time this sort of thing has happened to me. In the past I have lost pencils, documents, cash and even my glasses (which turned up in a very unexpected place where I swear I have not put there) So please, anybody please tell me; how the heck do things just suddenly disapear? Vanish into thin air, without you knowing? Its so frustrating, its driving me to the edge of insanity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 My phone disappeared recently as well. I got a new one and explained to people how I had lost it when I asked for their numbers again instead of blaming the phone for going missing. That being said, have you tried calling it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrrtoken Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 A miniature black hole came into existence right when you slammed on the brake at the red light. The massive amount of force exerted in direct opposite of the car caused a particle collision at massive speeds, thus creating a micro black hole, much like with the LHC back in September, only in your pants. The probability was quite high for the hole to to be created in your pants, seeing the massive amount of friction that took place between the phone and the denim. Thus, it came down to either your pants or your phone to be deleted, and since Fate is a cruel thing, it had to be your most cherished possession (Not pants). This is the ultimate scientific scenario for any lost personal effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Det. Bart Lasiter Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 A miniature black hole came into existence right when you slammed on the brake at the red light. The massive amount of force exerted in direct opposite of the car caused a particle collision at massive speeds, thus creating a micro black hole, much like with the LHC back in September, only in your pants. The probability was quite high for the hole to to be created in your pants, seeing the massive amount of friction that took place between the phone and the denim. Thus, it came down to either your pants or your phone to be deleted, and since Fate is a cruel thing, it had to be your most cherished possession (Not pants). This is the ultimate scientific scenario for any lost personal effects. *calls lost cell phone* *colon vibrates* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriggerGod Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Its something I've experienced more then 1(00) time(s). I lose something. I kill myself looking for it for 2 days. (maybe more, maybe less) 2 days later, I forget about it, and I find it laying in broad daylight. If all else fails, follow jmac's advice. Unless someone took it on purpose, I'm sure whoever picks up would be glad to return the phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 If we ask, for instance, whether the position of the electron remains the same, we must say 'no'; if we ask whether the electron's position changes with time, we must say 'no'; if we ask whether the electron is at rest, we must say 'no'; if we ask whether it is in motion, we must say 'no'. The electrons in your cellphone went to Miami for a vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPhil2501 Posted August 8, 2009 Author Share Posted August 8, 2009 A miniature black hole came into existence right when you slammed on the brake at the red light. The massive amount of force exerted in direct opposite of the car caused a particle collision at massive speeds, thus creating a micro black hole, much like with the LHC back in September, only in your pants. The probability was quite high for the hole to to be created in your pants, seeing the massive amount of friction that took place between the phone and the denim. Thus, it came down to either your pants or your phone to be deleted, and since Fate is a cruel thing, it had to be your most cherished possession (Not pants). This is the ultimate scientific scenario for any lost personal effects. I certainly would'nt want a miniature black hole in my pants; I have something in there more of value than my cell phone :[ That being said, have you tried calling it? yeh, Ive tried calling it. It just goes into message bank. Plus, theres the fact that it ran out of battery power, so that doesnt help me much. I lost my Phone about 2 months ago, but I replaced it with a newer one. I'll make sure that never leaves my sight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanir Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You should have some x-rays to make sure no tracking devices were placed during your abduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 One word: gremlins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 ^^^Which ones? @ thread: I dunno...how much crap have you accumulated, prior to and since incident of first notice, in order for it to have become lost? You should have some x-rays to make sure no tracking devices were placed during your abduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedHawke Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 One word: Underpants Gnomes. Fixed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Strangers in my shorts; they're multiplying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sith'ari Darth Bane Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Maybe you're a magician and just don't know it! Don't worry though, it's always in the last place you look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Bah, this always happens to me... My parents never believe, they just say, "You're just not responsible enough to have a phone." Good luck finding it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gob Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Maybe you're a magician and just don't know it! Don't worry though, it's always in the last place you look. Well, yeah. Why would you keep looking after you already found it? I always seem to lose things out of nowhere... It happened to my Digimon toy when I was a wee lad, but then I realized that Pokemon > Digimon, and moved on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You know....they say now, that you can get the "Crime Deterrent" option with your cell phones. Anyway, it's something you might want to consider. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Oooooh, that's gotta hurt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litofsky Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Blame Mr. Grinch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkywalkerRules Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Hmmm. Interesting. Maybe... it slipped out on accident. Sometimes, that happens to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofsquid Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Hope, that if somebody finds it, they will be honest. I one time lost a case on a field trip that had about 9(70%) of my gameboy games on it. About $150 in games. Somebody returned it for a......Reward! Offer a Reward!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPhil2501 Posted August 9, 2009 Author Share Posted August 9, 2009 You know....they say now, that you can get the "Crime Deterrent" option with your cell phones. Anyway, it's something you might want to consider. (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) Oooooh, that's gotta hurt! Hahahaha! Blame Mr. Grinch Nah, its them damn Borrowers! Nasty little pests they are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 SQUAWK OF THE ASS PARROT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusIsGonnaOwnSatan Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 i once put my cell phone in my pocket. a few minutes later i felt something in my shoe. i had a hole in the pocket. have you considered that possibility in your search, Phanton Knight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceAlex Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 A miniature black hole came into existence right when you slammed on the brake at the red light. The massive amount of force exerted in direct opposite of the car caused a particle collision at massive speeds, thus creating a micro black hole, much like with the LHC back in September, only in your pants. The probability was quite high for the hole to to be created in your pants, seeing the massive amount of friction that took place between the phone and the denim. Thus, it came down to either your pants or your phone to be deleted, and since Fate is a cruel thing, it had to be your most cherished possession (Not pants). This is the ultimate scientific scenario for any lost personal effects. You should have some x-rays to make sure no tracking devices were placed during your abduction. These two posts win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tobias Reiper Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 You know I'm fairly certain objects have become self-aware somehow, and are trying to mess with my brain by moving around when I'm not looking, and acting normal when I am. I'll catch them at it one day though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Je'karta Mand'alor Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 if there was a mini black whole in phantom knights pants, why were'nt the pans themselves sucked up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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