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It's okay, Dogmeat, she didn't mean it. :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bonus Life Tip: Do not Google Image Search "Dogmeat"

 

LOL, I had to quote this, it made me laugh hysterically.

 

Poor Dogmeat :(

 

 

Here's my bitch about the opposite sex: Stop tanning so much! Your fake bake is not fooling anyone. And that's not bronze... it's more of an orangish brown.

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Too many of the fee-mails (especially the hoo-man ones) I know are too concerned with their own well-being. They want to make profit of their own, and wear clothes! In fact, it's so bad, it's near impossible to get good oo-mox anymore.

 

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Not any longer, I say! The line must be drawn here! This far, no further!

 

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Murph - I love you! If only you were a woman :xp:

 

I somehow feel singled out here...:¬:

 

It's pink text in a male dominated forum... What do you expect? :xp: (with the exceptions of course, of Darth333, Stoffe, Jae Onasi, Papership, Sharen Thrawn, leXX and erm...)

 

That's right. And Jesus won't save you from this one. :D

 

Yeah, he will...

 

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He's my homeboy!

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meh.. I'd prefer to moan and groan with the opposite sex.

 

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Well now, we should ask what that 'f' in your mtfbwya REALLY means. ;P

 

Yes, females of LF unite! I want to see you moan!

 

Oooooooohhhhhh baby!!!!! (the rest is classified. I'd have to kill you after you listened.)

 

Then why are you here talking about it instead of gettin' on it, 'TAZZ'?! :carms:
Because his partner is busy posting here about how bad the opposite sex is. :xp:

 

Will you stupid, giggling idiots just shut up and stop talking about Orlando Bloom! You think he's cute! I GET IT ALREADY!!!!!! :slsaber:

WHAT!!!!!!!!! Do NOT be dissing the Orlando!!!!!!! His legs are heavenly and those buns are pure muscle-y mounds of hot delicious flesh....I believe I shall go find my husband now....

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I'm in my third year (of four) on the teacher university...95% there is female.

It's...a nice place to go school actually. There's some sort of balance....the testosterone of 6 guys can't disturb the +/- 100 girls so 'we' are kept in check.

 

I once made the mistake of telling a woman joke (something about cars) to a friend in the college room...a bit to loudly. The tension afterwards.....brrrrr

 

It's fun at university party's though o_Q

 

Alcohol + MANY single ladies + party + only a handful of men =

 

Edit: Let's just say being wanted isn't always a negative thing.

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WHAT!!!!!!!!! Do NOT be dissing the Orlando!!!!!!! His legs are heavenly and those buns are pure muscle-y mounds of hot delicious flesh....I believe I shall go find my husband now....

I'm sure that Point Man would not appreciate knowing that he's just a surrogate for Orlando Bloom. :p

 

 

If I have one gripe about women, it would have to be all of the downright psychotic behavior that they exhibit. I came to the conclusion long ago that, deep down inside, women are merely insane; some moreso than others, of course. How they deal with their insanity determines whether or not they are worth putting up with.

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I'm sure that Point Man would not appreciate knowing that he's just a surrogate for Orlando Bloom. :p
My hubby's buns are way more awesome.

 

 

If I have one gripe about women, it would have to be all of the downright psychotic behavior that they exhibit. I came to the conclusion long ago that, deep down inside, women are merely insane; some moreso than others, of course.

No, we call those periods, and happily they're temporary. So, what's the male excuse? :devsmoke:

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No, we call those periods, and happily they're temporary. So, what's the male excuse? :devsmoke:

 

a) Testosterone!!!!!!!

b) Different way the brain works

c) Difference in childhood (boys are mostly tought to be strong, girls are tought to be caring)

d) Hormones (two opposite hormones running the bodies make it worse)

e) Men always stay a bit childish

 

Take a pick.

 

Yes I payed attention at biology!

 

(Not at grammar guessing by all the red 'correct this, idiot' lines)

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Fellas: Don't be intimidated or feel less "masculine" if you meet a smart girl. There will come a day when you'll value someone to talk to as much as, or even more than, you'll value someone to *expletive deleted*. Also don't be totally 'grossed out' if you see a woman who doesn't look like the magazines all say she should look. Those pictures are airbrushed anyway! Women have body hair. That's a fact. Sure, we shave, but unless we go through several thousand-dollar electrolysis treatments, it grows back. Don't treat us like something in the toilet if there's a little stubble on our legs or elsewhere.

 

Four words: YOU'RE NOT YOUR JOB!!!

 

Gal Pals: Don't "dummy down" or pretend that you're less smart than you are just because you're trying to get a guy. Sure, society has been teaching us for millennia to be "nice, caring and sharing" and absolutely CRAVE diaper-changing. However, if you don't want kids, THAT'S OK. You don't have to mold yourself into whatever kind of "fad of the day" that magazines like Cosmopolitan and Vogue say we should all follow. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears may be celebrities, but they are NOT ROLE MODELS. Not at all.

 

Four words: YOUR'E WORTH TRUE LOVE!!!

 

Now you see why I'm still single? :p --Tysyacha

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(the rest is classified. I'd have to kill you after you listened.)

And now we know why Point_Man stopped posting.

Will you stupid, giggling idiots just shut up and stop talking about Orlando Bloom! You think he's cute! I GET IT ALREADY!!!!!! :slsaber:

I thought Orlando Bloom stopped being girl porn after the last POTC movie. :confused:

STOP BLASTING YOUR STUPID JONAS BROTHERS/TEEN STAR MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG! Your room is right across from mine for goodness sake!

 

Stop singing your stupid Jonas/Teen Star songs 24/7!

 

Stop blasting your stupid Jonas/Teen Star music in the car on the way to- everywhere!

1) Get a Jonas bros t-shirt. Make sure it's a size or two too small (or a girl's your size or one size smaller).

2) Start listening to their music loudly (bonus points for their favourite songs or one they really hate).

3) Next time they play it, go into her room and dance. If you can't dance, it won't be cool any more. If you can dance, you're sister's friends will think your hot and annoy the **** out of her to find out if you like them.

4) Depending on your footwork in the last step, they'll a) start going to someone else's place or b) stop listening to the Jonas bros or c) get it on with you or d) your sister will stop talking to her friends.

 

Trust me on this, I'm taking a class on the subject.

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Gal Pals: Don't "dummy down" or pretend that you're less smart than you are just because you're trying to get a guy. Sure, society has been teaching us for millennia to be "nice, caring and sharing" and absolutely CRAVE diaper-changing. However, if you don't want kids, THAT'S OK. You don't have to mold yourself into whatever kind of "fad of the day" that magazines like Cosmopolitan and Vogue say we should all follow. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears may be celebrities, but they are NOT ROLE MODELS. Not at all.

 

Four words: YOUR'E WORTH TRUE LOVE!!!

 

Now you see why I'm still single? :p --Tysyacha

 

Well said. :golfclap:

 

Fortunately for me, I have no wish to get married. Amazing how many problems that eliminates from one's life. :p

 

WHAT!!!!!!!!! Do NOT be dissing the Orlando!!!!!!! His legs are heavenly and those buns are pure muscle-y mounds of hot delicious flesh....

 

:whacked:

 

It's one thing you sayin' it, since you're a grown-up and all. It's quite another thing to listen to 13/14/15/16 year olds talk about it.

 

Then it's absolutely, positively gross. :barf:

 

c) Difference in childhood (boys are mostly tought to be strong, girls are tought to be caring)

 

Whaaaaat? :confused:

 

Girls...taught to be...caring? :confused:

 

Not in my house! :lol:

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Because his partner is busy posting here about how bad the opposite sex is.

 

1) :iceburn:

 

2) Looks like I get to see mods duking it out now. :drama: hahaha

 

 

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

 

*ball clap*

 

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Don't worry about the following, it's PG-13.........:D

 

Testosterone, a prime example of:

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Whaaaaat? :confused:

 

Girls...taught to be...caring? :confused:

 

Not in my house! :lol:

 

I take psychology classes. It's true in most cases. There's nothing wrong with it though. It just explains the differences between the sexes a bit more.

Take a look at sports for example. Even better, watch Billy Elliot (movie) and it'll be explained :)

 

Anyways.

 

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Testosterone. Yes.

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Why is it that the woman I want to be with and share the rest of my life with only wants me for nookie and the girl I want nothing to do with tends to fall DEEPLY MADLY IN LOOOOOOOOOVE with me? Seems to be the case of what I'm dealing with right now.

 

Why is it I find out about all of these women who wanted me while I was married, but strangely disappeared now that I'm not.

 

Do I create nymphos, or are they the ones that seek me out... I mean seriously it seems that every woman I end up with becomes a nympho after being with me for any length of time. I know many of you guys are thinking "<sarchasm>Oh life must be sooooo hard like that...</sarchasm>" but think about it like this... They tend to start wanting it all the time.... even when I'm not there.... THAT becomes a problem. I mean is it too much to ask for a woman who wants it less than 15 times a week... I get tired... I work... I'm gonna get beaten by the other posters on this board....

 

Oh and women... If all you're wearing for a top are two bandaids you lose the moral high ground in telling us NOT to look at your breasts. It's like putting up a billboard then saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!" Believe it or not I actually look at your eyes first. But if the girls are bouncing around with barely more than pasties on them how can you expect me NOT to look.

 

Oh and just because I glance at another woman does not mean that I want to jump in the sack with them. Does that mean that every guy you glance at YOU want to jump in the sack with them? No. So quit thinking I'm gonna go chase after the girl that just poured a cup of coffee into her purse. I was expecting street magic, not psycho girl just felt like dumping coffee in her purse.

 

Woah... That actually was kinda theraputic.

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>.> nothing wrong with wanting to get married...I'm way too young now but in the future I'd have no problem being a housewife, if I was married to an awesome guy :p

 

Testosterone? Pff more like..

 

PRESPOSTERONE

 

Holy crap, was that a powerthirst reference?

 

In that case, I have to say: MANANA! lol

 

to be more on topic though... I agree with Endorenna. I think I'd have to blow out my ear drums before I listen to some 13-16 year-old bitch about relationship issues.

 

ESPECIALLY if you happen to be my younger brother... jesus he is a piece of work..

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