Delta 62 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Ok i thought of this while contemplating over a nice hot chocolate and a nuttela sandwich. What happens is someone will start a joke and the next poster will make up a punchline.eg person 1: What is round, fat and ugly? person 2: Your mum! first off, rules: 1.If someone has alredy made a joke you thought of dont repeat it please. 2.no overly rude stuff. 3.If moderators dont like this or have already seen it please close the thread and tell me. 4.If anyone else has seen anything like this please say and direct me to it. Ok i'll start: Two pigs go out to a bar and one pig says to the other _______ ________ _______. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Je'karta Mand'alor Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 "OINK OINK OINK!!!" why did chuck norris cross the road?____ __ _____ _ ______? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted September 27, 2009 Share Posted September 27, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't cross roads, they follow in his wake. Two Jews went (insert own punchline of choice). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^Fail. Overuse of profanity, and failure to read the rules of the thread. So, a pope, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a zoo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 3, 2009 Share Posted November 3, 2009 ^^ "Ouch" they all cry Two Lions are hunting when one turns to the other and says..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 I wish I could quit you. Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 To see if she could figure out the joke. What did Hallucination say when Te Mirdala Mand'alor showed up at his door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Your name, that is, Te Melanin Man o' War. What did one Mandalorian say to the other in their first date? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Kandosii! So, a giraffe walks into a bar and the bartender says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "For ****'s sake, someone call the zoo, that alcoholic giraffe escaped again." So, a bartender walks into a zoo and the giraffe says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "Pour me a 2X, pal." A man walks into a lesbian bar and the bartender says...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 "Seriously, Totenkopf, **** off." How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 None, they can't be bothered. Stupid Stella was so dumb she..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Went on a second date with Totenkopf! (I kid you ) When I look into her eyes I see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 chicken! A duck walks into a bar and the barkeep says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Look what the wind breezed in from the dumpster! What is it called when you have a dead chicken in your muffler? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Under the right conditions: Bar-B-Q! What do you get when you mix a demon with a politician? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted November 6, 2009 Share Posted November 6, 2009 Nancy Pelosi. A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Welshman walk into an Irish pub and the barkeep says.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 What is this, a joke? What do you get when you cross Nancy Pelosi with Darth Malak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 A dominatrix from hell, or somebody's mother-in-law. AHEM! (Been there, seen that. ) Why did the hairless Wookie shave his crotch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 7, 2009 Share Posted November 7, 2009 because his skin was flaking? What happens when you cross a Doberman with a sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 You have a fluffy toy that bites back. Who made a butcher shop, killed 27 people and later ate their dead bodies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 GTA did. Why was the wolf afraid of the lobster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverNight Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Did you see the size of those claws!! Why does space suck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Construct Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 Because lollipops are made for it. (Btw, totenkopf's post wins.) Why did the cactus become thirsty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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