Trench Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 Beavis and Butthead are ashamed of you. A bartender walks into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HockeyGoalie35 Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 and the patrons laugh at him I'm a redneck if...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 if you're me. A redneck walks into a bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 15, 2010 Share Posted July 15, 2010 full of city slicker sissies, he has no drinkin' competition. Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 So it could lay one BIG MOTHER OF AN EGG over there. What did the monkey say, when he left a doddy in the cookie jar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 "Let me 'jar' your memory." What happens when Dr Hax and Hack Benjamin fight and there's nobody left to give the hax launch command to the trebuchet tank monkey army with a flaming monitor full of doodey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I, Purifier will take over.....of course. And will give them the Hax launch code as I command them to fire in your direction. (*ahem* Younowhave10secondstohallass! ) _________________________________________________________________________________ "Let me 'jar' your memory." Lol! Actually you know what the real answer to that joke is....."Weeeell, that remains to be seen". ___________________________________________________________________________________ How many devils does it take to make deviled ham? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Two. One to hold the pig, one to do the "deviling." Anyway... How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Nobody knows because they don't even change their clothes! In a boat you have Pete and Re-Pete, Pete fell oout so who is left on the boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 The other guy. Why do you want your dues so badly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 UH! UH! I KNOW THIS ONE! AHEM!......Who is the devil. (yeah....thought you would stump me on that one, didn't you) The devil, an angel, and a priest walk into a cantina................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trench Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 And the bartender says... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 What in the hell.............. Why are squirrels always dropping their nuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delta 62 Posted April 25, 2011 Author Share Posted April 25, 2011 Cause the play with themselves too much A jedi and a hobo are talking, and the jedi says.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabretooth Posted April 25, 2011 Share Posted April 25, 2011 "No, I don't want any death sticks." A Buddhist, a Communist and a Mao impersonator meet at a State-Owned Bar... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 The Buddhist meditates when the Communist and the Mao impersonator talk about taking over the world. But suddenly, the Buddhist brakes out of meditation into song and sings his favorite Ozzy Ozbourne title....... "I don't wanna change the world and don't want the world to change me I don't want to change the world and don't want the world to change me." "I don't wanna change the world and don't want the world to change me I don't want to change the world and don't want the world to change me." Oh Yeah! Then he stops and continues in meditation What did the Wookiee say to the Sasquatch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC-3556 Posted April 27, 2011 Share Posted April 27, 2011 Dude, those aren't 2 ewoks! The cast of Will and grace walk into a bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purifier Posted April 29, 2011 Share Posted April 29, 2011 and they meet up with the cast of Friends. They all got drunk and each group showed up the next morning at one anothers set, instead of their own. They said: **** it! On with the show! What did Red Forman say to Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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