Darth Avlectus Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Meh, I'd probably respond like Gordon Freeman. Your incredibly inept neighbor possessing a rail gun cannon and the off chance it is ready to go and he's about to fire it, withgout looking where it is pointing which is right at your house and toward your gas and plumbing mains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted February 22, 2012 Author Share Posted February 22, 2012 I was thinking of moving out. Waking up in Aperture Laboratories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nah not scary, but probably a bit of a mindf*** and aggravating knowing some puzzling things are ahead. Looking up the skirt of some hottie and seeing: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totenkopf Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nah not scary, but probably a bit of a mindf*** and aggravating knowing some puzzling things are ahead. Discovering you're about to die an ugly death before the day's out and not having a clue how to prevent it (and you desperately want to live.....at least for the very forseeable future). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 1, 2012 Author Share Posted March 1, 2012 I could make the most of it, but I also don't believe in the no-win scenario. Discovering that all your sugar has been replaced with cocaine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Bah, I'd just flush it down the toilet and replace it with sugar again hoping whoever put the cocaine there in the first place comes around looking for it again--and major lulz ensue when they discover it's sugar. Show spoiler (hidden content - requires Javascript to show) Kind of like that dude at the apartment years ago searching a modest size 1 shelf bookcase for 3 hours for his crack he left that obviously wasn't there. I know it doesn't sound funny when I tell it, but if you were there to watch I *swear* you'd be laughing. Priceless entertainment. Being in Lloyd's situation at the truck stop but instead of Sea-Bass showing up, it's some grubby boomer from L4D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 7, 2012 Author Share Posted March 7, 2012 I'm sure someone's got a shotgun handy. Discovering a picture of you being used as a very unkind internet meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 9, 2012 Share Posted March 9, 2012 Not really scary. *Person who made meme gets IP address tracked, if dynamic IP, ToR nodes investigated.* *Person is found.* *Individual's personal info released on the web* *Hired haxor steals embarassing photos of person and makes worse memes* *Hired haxor profits* Being on the wrong side of the issue against Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 17, 2012 Author Share Posted March 17, 2012 Considering Chuck Norris doesn't like being an Internet Deity, I'm not worried. Waking up to discover that you and your worst enemy have somehow become conjoined twins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 If I die, my enemy dies with me. Having your suspicion confirmed... that the salesman sold you a dangerous defective product and it is about to result in your injury or death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted March 21, 2012 Author Share Posted March 21, 2012 Considering I bought it from Jeff's Discount Deathtraps, I should have known. Discovering that the pills you've been taking to eliminate your social anxiety also turn you into a compulsive nudist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 Not terrifying...for me at least Though probably quite embarrassing. I'm not quite as bald on top, hairy 'n' fat as that guy in a black thong with the guns and guitars on his bed--you know that picture I posted previously...but I'm at least somewhat close to looking like that. Less redneckish. Finding out the person who sabotaged your family heritage project in 8th grade still had the photo and regretted it enough to want to appologize and give the picture back...about a minute after you threw him in a pool of molten steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 9, 2012 Author Share Posted May 9, 2012 That'd be unfortunate. Realising you've been indoctrinated by the Reapers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Horrible, but there are ways out of it. Having all of your most hated, regretful, fail gmod videos become an eternal reality of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 Good thing I've never used gmod. Being cornered by Weeping Angels, Vashta Nerada, and the Silence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Fear not! Zeke and Julie to the rescue! Waking up on elm street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 25, 2014 Author Share Posted December 25, 2014 If I'm awake I should be fine. Waking up on the Ishimura. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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