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The words are so familiar

All the same greats, the same mistakes

It doesn't have to be like this

 

If you don't make a friend now

One might make you, so learn

The gentle art of making enemies

 

Don't you look so surprised

Happy birthday... ****er

You blow that candle out,

We're gonna kick you, kick you

 

Don't say you're not because you are

Don't say you're not because you are

History tells us that you are

History tells us that you are

 

And all you need is just one more excuse

You put up one hell of a fight

You put up one hell of a fight

I wanna hear your very best excuse

I never felt this much alive

I never felt this much alive

 

Your day has finally come

So where the hat and do the dance

And let the suit keep wearing you

 

This year you'll sit and take it

And you will like it

It's the gentle art of making enemies

 

I deserve a reward

'Cause I'm the best **** that you ever had

And if I tighten up my hole

You may never see the light again

 

There's always an easy way out

There's always an easy way out

You need something wet in your mouth

You need something wet in your mouth

 

And all you need is just one more excuse

You put up one hell of a fight

You put up one hell of a fight

I wanna hear your very best excuse

I never felt this much alive

I never felt this much alive

 

I never felt, never felt this much alive...

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^I thought that McCain was supposed to be the "maverick". Well, at least before the 2008 election when he magically transformed into Cookie-Cutter Conservative Republican™ in order to secure the votes that he would have gotten anyway, that is.

 

Happy Birthday, Mav! :D

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^I thought that McCain was supposed to be the "maverick". Well, at least before the 2008 election when he magically transformed into Cookie-Cutter Conservative Republican™ in order to secure the votes that he would have gotten anyway, that is.

 

Happy Birthday, Mav! :D

 

no senator mccain has stated on numerous occasions that he doesnt think of himself as a maverick

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@Sabre: Ironic that their are 34 rules, I have a feeling the 34th would be my fav. Also I bet that frogbugsalamanderthingy would leave an epic mark on my shoe.

 

@ leXX: So when are you going to be posting up your Star Wars kid video?
That would be like the best b-day gift, evar.

 

@leXX: The robe will go nicely with my Boba Fett boxers knickers.

 

@Totenkopf: I was not aware that I harbored any malice toward you... but thanks??

 

@Astro: Thanks.

 

@Jae: Thankies.

 

@GTA:SWcity: I have excellent taste in everything :carms:

 

@mim: Thanks for the OJ bro, but I've already moved on to CranApple!

 

@Spadille: Thanks.

 

@Shem: I'm a preemie, apparently I couldn't wait the full 9 months to escape.

 

@Prime: Thanks, Prime-ski!

 

@Endorenna: Thanks.

 

@Cz: I'm a firm believer that we should all wear our b-day suits when celebrating our b-day, in Rhett's case he is constantly celebrating.

 

@Litof: I'd hit it... :¬:

 

@Q: Thanks.

 

@JIGOS: How micro we talking? Small enough for stealth camera operations?

 

@Bob: I don't even know what I'm looking at, but I'll cherish it forever.

 

@CAD: I approve, I also would have accepted, Miranda Kerr, Jessica Alba or Aya Hirano.

 

Phew, done. Thanks for the B-day wishes folks. I didn't do much today since it's the middle of the week, but I got wasted last weekend and I foresee the same happening in the near future, of course you're all invited to join in the drunken festivities should you choose.

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