Tysyacha Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 My pick for the most disgusting, vile, creepy, unsettling monstrosity of all time: THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE. I only watched it (on YouTube) because I was intrigued by Roger Ebert's 0-star review: "It is what it is, and it occupies a world where the stars don't shine." ^^^^^^ AGREED 1000%!!! I DARE anyone to name a movie that is worse than this. I want amnesia now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Patch Adams. I will never forgive Robin Williams for that one. I win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tysyacha Posted May 23, 2010 Author Share Posted May 23, 2010 Maybe he should have been made a part of the Human Centipede. THAT'LL make him laugh. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Have you ever seen Patch Adams? Imagine cringing for two hours straight. It was sheer torture. It's the kind of film that you'd recommend to someone that you secretly despise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urluckyday Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Have you ever seen Patch Adams? Imagine cringing for two hours straight. It was sheer torture. It's the kind of film that you'd recommend to someone that you secretly despise. Wow. I loved that movie. However, another Robin Williams movie to avoid..."Man of the Year." Basically, what would happen if Stephen Colbert became president. It was funny for the first half...then tried to get serious KILLED the movie. Not even worth a TV viewing while you're sleeping. I'm sure I'll think of more in a little bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jae Onasi Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Red Zone Cuba. It was so bad, not even MST3k could make it funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pho3nix Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Lost in Translation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 The last Rambo movie. I'll never forgive myself for that one - an hour and a half of my life that I'll never get back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taak Farst Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Either Armageddon or Robin Williams' Hook Both Cheesemania films :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrPhil2501 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Teeth o.0 Every man's worst nightmare .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrotoy7 Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 If anyone can go through life avoiding these 2, their soul will be the better for it mtfbwya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rtas Vadum Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 If anyone can go through life avoiding these 2, their soul will be the better for it mtfbwya You know, I actually want the time I took to watch this and the second movie...back. I don't know how anyone(namely the director) could seriously think that THIS story is good enough to have the name "BloodRayne" attached to it, namely since the only thing that comes from the game is the base design of her outfit, and the blades(which obviously aren't correct). And this is compounded by the fact that he is doing it again. Doesn't matter that it might just have the setting the first game had in the second act, I don't have much hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Te Darasuum Mandalor Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 The Trojan women was terrible! Made in 1971 and horrible. It was bassicly a bunch of women walking around in ruins in the desert making monolouges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igyman Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 I don't know how anyone(namely the director) could seriously think that THIS story is good enough to have the name "BloodRayne" attached to it, namely since the only thing that comes from the game is the base design of her outfit, and the blades(which obviously aren't correct). And this is compounded by the fact that he is doing it again. Doesn't matter that it might just have the setting the first game had in the second act, I don't have much hope. Not surprising, since it's Uwe Boll after all. If you see his name on a movie, you know it's not worth watching. I remember when a friend brought Boll's adaptation of the video game Far Cry for us to watch. Suffice to say that it was a very painfully mindnumbing experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 If anyone can go through life avoiding these 2, their soul will be the better for it mtfbwya Honestly, it's like noone involved in the making of that movie had even seen one of the rulebooks. The only distinct thing from D&D that they put in there was a Beholder, and they did that entirely wrong. And that's strictly from a D&D player's perspective. Fortunately they corrected that mistake in the underrated, lower budget sequel, Wrath of the Dragon God, which not only drew heavily on the source material, but was also more better written and had more convincing special effects: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JediAthos Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Aye...anything Uwe Boll's name attached is automatically garbage. The man should be banned from making movies yet he continues to be allowed the rights to video game franchises that deserve better. The Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies were pretty God awful and I felt that Rocky V was time in my life that I'd like to have back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hallucination Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 If anyone can go through life avoiding these 2, their soul will be the better for it I love that movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommycat Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 GI JOE. I guess they thought that with the success of Transformers, my generations favorite daytime cartoons were a guarantee of success. Guess they also forgot that just having characters from the show wasn't enough to keep us watching. I want those 4 hours of my life back. Oh wait, it only FELT like 4 hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spadille Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 The two last The Crow-sequels Cannot be compared to the first... Not even the second one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 <BREVITYSNIP> The Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter movies were pretty God awful and I felt that Rocky V was time in my life that I'd like to have back. I never saw #1, didn't mind #2 if only for the naked silhouette of a naked Jade (I mean c'mon I was a horny adolescent) and MK was very much more in back when the movie came out than it is now by comparison. I agree, SF the movie was an abomination and...Van Damme and Raul Julius should not have lowered themselves to that level IMO. I applaud their effort but all it really succeded is giving know-it-alls (know-nothingers) fuel to argue Blanka and Charlie are one and the same. Anybody who has played the original SF2 knows Guile was avenging Charlie's apparent death; Charlie =/= some boy named Tommy that got lost out in the Brazilian jungle and learned eel zapping as he grew up. The only halfway decent game-adapted movie was Mario Bros. and even that was a little ...eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord of Hunger Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 THIS. I was told that it was horrible and watched anyway out of curiosity. I will say that it was the worst movie I have ever seen. The only thing I enjoyed was making fun of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Can't believe no one has mentioned Battlefield Earth yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordOfTheFish Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Anything made by the Asylum is terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan 411 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I DARE anyone to name a movie that is worse than this. I want amnesia now! Step Up 2, enough said. I also think Batman and Robin, along with Ghost Rider, have the potential to be some of the worst movies this world has ever seen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ctrl Alt Del Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 It's far, far from being the worst movies I've watched but I wanted to nominate the last two Pirates of the Caribbean movies because they're everything but good and still terribly overrated. Now less than before, thankfully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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