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No-Government World Record Holder: Yes, that's us!


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As of today, Belgium becomes world record holder in the category "longest government formation", with a total of 249 days, overtaking previous world record holder Iraq. Obviously, the Belgian people are ecstatic and parties are being thrown all over the country for the biggest event in Belgian history since the Belgian Revolution (granted, the latter was pretty much an accident of history, but hey, it wouldn't be Belgium if it wasn't)! Today, we can be proud to call ourselves Belgians!

 

There are whispers that Belgium will only become world record holder on the 31st of March, because it is said that Iraq had its government a month after the agreement between the different parties. These are, of course, shameless lies told by Iraqis to disrupt this wonderous event. But even if this would be true, the Belgian people wouldn't be thrown off-guard, because it'd mean we get to celebrate twice!

 

BBC News: Belgians mark 'no-government world record'

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@Sabre: We don't do civil war. Too messy, too much effort needed. The next step would be elections without the previous elections having resulted in a government. Not sure if it has been done before, if not, we can add another unique record to our repertoire!

 

@Canderis: They don't call us Surrealist Belgium for nothing!

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So what's the next step going to be? Longest protracted civil war? :)

The Romans and their sixty years of conflict towards the end of the Republican period will be pretty difficult to beat I imagine.

 

Congratulations to our friends across the North Sea. I present you with this magnificent reproduction of the complete works of Alcuin of York to be displayed in its accompanying mahogany-lined case. Consider it an apology for Charlemagne invading you. Sorry it took so long. Pax et stabilitas longe vivant and all that.

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