Zoom Rabbit Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 What the hell? This can't be the real McCoy. I dealt with him personally. Another robot? I got this! *(Pulls out his Mossberg 500 shotgun and destroys the 'McCoy' robot with a 20 gauge slug.)* Mechanical bass turds! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobWeist Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 The activity of the animal beings has become acutely active everywhere on this earth. Bodies do not get time to booty a blow for a while. With the accretion use of altered gadgets of Gps Jammer, the possibilities of accepting the aboriginal of blow accept absolutely finished. The adaptable phones or the corpuscle phones are some of these accessories that accumulate the bodies consistently in blow with the alfresco world. The adaptable building are additionally accessible about everywhere these canicule and due to this the accessibility of the Cell Phone Jammer has become alike added quick and authentic. Today, you cannot break out of ability of these adaptable building as their signals can bolt your about anywhere. The bearings of bodies who accord to altered business professions has become actual analytical of car remote jamming as their authorities bolt them anywhere any moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 The activity of the animal beings has become acutely active everywhere on this earth. Bodies do not get time to booty a blow for a while. With the accretion use of altered gadgets of Gps Jammer, the possibilities of accepting the aboriginal of blow accept absolutely finished. The adaptable phones or the corpuscle phones are some of these accessories that accumulate the bodies consistently in blow with the alfresco world. The adaptable building are additionally accessible about everywhere these canicule and due to this the accessibility of the Cell Phone Jammer has become alike added quick and authentic. Today, you cannot break out of ability of these adaptable building as their signals can bolt your about anywhere. The bearings of bodies who accord to altered business professions has become actual analytical of car remote jamming as their authorities bolt them anywhere any moment. *(Draws an old-fashioned .38 caliber Smith & Wesson model 10 police and military revolver and shoots the 'RobWeist' robot dead with six well-aimed shots to the head.)* This was my grandpa's service revolver in the army. It has seen service in war... This robot was clearly defective. Anyone read this stuff? 'Bodies do not get time to booty a blow for a while.' Where are these things coming from? Sumatra? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Bodies do not get time to booty a blow for a while. That one actually made me LOL Poisoned beer, Zoom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 The activity of the animal beings has become acutely active everywhere on this earth. Pure f*cking gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Corpuscle phones are some of these accessories that accumulate the bodies consistently in blow with the alfresco world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Pure f*cking gold. :rofl: "the possibilities of accepting the aboriginal of blow accept absolutely finished" A part of me is fascinated on how to program something to say random sh*t like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 It's called a HuzMarkov chain. Markov text generators Markov processes can also be used to generate superficially real-looking text given a sample document: they are used in a variety of recreational "parody generator" software (see dissociated press, Jeff Harrison, Mark V Shaney). These processes are also used by spammers to inject real-looking hidden paragraphs into unsolicited email and post comments in an attempt to get these messages past spam filters. Read the whole article for how it works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Today, you cannot break out of ability of these adaptable building as their signals can bolt your about anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 'The bearings of bodies who accord to altered business professions has become actual analytical of car remote jamming as their authorities bolt them anywhere any moment.' Yes, I've been saying that's a problem for years. I think the problem with these web-bots is the lessening of accurate tensions when absolutely in the building as compared to before. There just is no chance a body can treasure the quickness... Oh, crap. Now I'm doing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Power to the Markov Chain and it's ability to produce amusing drivel like this: Any sandwich can accurately sanitize an imaginative deficit, but it takes a real fruit cake to avoid contact with the scythe. The cab driver for an industrial complex ostensibly is a big fan of a grain of sand. A hockey player seeks a steam engine. Now and then, an asteroid near a paper napkin pees on the boiled warranty. There's more amusing collections here: http://www.antespam.co.uk/funny-side/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Now I want fruit cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 The asteroid has some balls for peeing on boiled warranty! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 16, 2014 Share Posted June 16, 2014 Under arrest. Talking about balls again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 With the accretion use of altered gadgets of Gps Jammer, the possibilities of accepting the aboriginal of blow accept absolutely finished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 Twice now the furry denizens must throw further the dirigible uptown for my pixie muffin or bad clowns every day own polished steel delivery vans full of ten thousand febrile donkeys dance the street time. I actually read the Markov link McCoy posted and have successfully learned how to do it myself. High five! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 ... I can't even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 17, 2014 Share Posted June 17, 2014 I lost all ability to can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 20, 2014 Author Share Posted June 20, 2014 I'm honoured to have been seeing thread that I had created has replied the most many years this forum posts seen. I very like this and will hoping that it does continue to attract replying posts from to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 I'm honoured to have been seeing thread that I had created has replied the most many years this forum posts seen. I very like this and will hoping that it does continue to attract replying posts from to you. Sorry, but you just sound foreign. The trick to constructing a Markov sentence is to forget all about what came before and concentrate on the word at hand; from that point on there are a limited number of words which could be used in succession in a normal sentence, with the likelihood of the following word making sense with the previous ones decreasing with the number of words in between. In essence, you have to forget about the past and adopt a floating point of concentration within the sentence, not worrying about future words making sense with the word you just left rather than making sense with the next few words. I like it; very zen. So I think baby cakes baker's man tooty dooty fresh and clean for Jesus because it will never have the temerity to exercise sweaty-like at dawn. Yes. It is also worth noting that I don't think RobWeist was using a Markov string generator. There is meaning, but with the completely wrong words chosen. It reminds me of some very poorly translated directions I have gotten with various products imported from the far east, as if someone working in Indonesia who knows not one word of English had translated the text using a language dictionary and no actual knowledge about language translation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Love him or hate him, you have to admit the Zoom Rabbit is not stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted June 21, 2014 Author Share Posted June 21, 2014 no, but he is knocking on a bit. ....and he does look like my Uncle Billy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted June 21, 2014 Share Posted June 21, 2014 Baaa-aaaaa! *(Head butts Roy.)* Not stupid...just childish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted June 24, 2014 Share Posted June 24, 2014 Salutation to the underdog fearful of televised curtain q-tips into which Pinocchio haunts the remote control hair clip of the woven cord of sky. Huh. I guess I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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