Alia Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Please post all of your terrible ideas for me to use at the ceremony/party here. Questionable traditions, ways to be tacky and offensive, boring and rude icebreaker games, horrible dance moves. I know this should be easy for an internet spamlauncher such as myself, but I can't do it alone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polterabend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 It depends if you're marrying a human or a horse. Is it a horse? Bet it's a horse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted September 19, 2014 Author Share Posted September 19, 2014 BREAKING **** OH YES I'm not sure how that's relevant Huz. Horses can fail to enjoy weddings just as much as humans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Well once I went to a wedding and as the bride came running into the reception she waves her hand and the ring flew off her finger and slid across the floor out under a bench. The whole thing had to be paused so we could all crawl around on the floor to find it. But it was memorable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 Damn, I already got the ring sized. Perhaps I could flash everyone with the help of a poorly-fitting dress. ...****dangit, the dress is being tailored. Really poor planning on my part. Disgusting lack of foresight. Ugh. Guess I'll have to go with the tried and true "getting sloshed and seeing how things progress from there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 First of all, congratulations!! Secondly, I wasn't aware they did special wedding games The only cultural/special-ish thing that happens in our weddings is for everyone to smudge a yellow paste on the bride and groom's faces during one of the wedding parts (And of course there's the bollywood-ish dancing ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 22, 2014 Share Posted September 22, 2014 Married? Jesus when did we all get so old? I vote for a special VIP room at the night time party bit just for us lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted September 23, 2014 Author Share Posted September 23, 2014 Don't worry Roy! No one's old. I'm a child bride. Anyway such a room has been designated. It has festively padded walls! I'm looking forward to seeing everyone there, and also seeing the messy chunks that shall remain after everyone has shared their feelings and enjoyed a firm group hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 Ooh, that would be quite a momentous MI meet up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 If someone could pay for fare and provide a place to crash, I'd gladly attend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 23, 2014 Share Posted September 23, 2014 BETAZOID WEDDING!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 BETAZOID WEDDING!!! *takes off clothes* Ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 Star Wars reference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 26, 2014 Share Posted September 26, 2014 > NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 Frack off, McCoy. Actually, it's a Battlestar Galactica reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted September 27, 2014 Share Posted September 27, 2014 If someone could pay for fare and provide a place to crash, I'd gladly attend I don't got housemates yet! Can't help you with the fare though, sorry Actually, it's a Battlestar Galactica reference. No difference to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 . . . Zoom! > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 28, 2014 Share Posted September 28, 2014 McCoy! *(Gives McCoy a manly hug and a tall, frosty one.)* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoyTordesLegend Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 I don't got housemates yet! Can't help you with the fare though, sorry Whip round for McCoys bus ticket? (hoys in a tenner) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huz Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 Can you get the bus to Syria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisa Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 There is a body of seawater around England so a bus probably wouldn't be feasible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrMcCoy Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Well, I've heard of coach busses using ferries... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoom Rabbit Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Well, I've heard of coach busses using ferries... Is there some reason why McCoy can't get there by rail by way of the Chunnel? I'm pretty sure the train departs from Damascus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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