edlib Posted February 22, 2015 Posted February 22, 2015 I tried dividing by zero. The universe imploded around me. Math... Not even once
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 22, 2015 Posted February 22, 2015 I tried dividing by zero. The universe imploded around me. Math... Not even once Interesting. I recently divided by zero and found myself in a brand new universe surrounded by trout. The trout, to their benefit, were lovely show performers. Their take on Les Miserables was fantastic. Then I divided by zero again and was back here. I miss the trout.
Zoom Rabbit Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 If one multiplies 240.8485000991287 by 240.8485000991287, then turns the result upside down and reads it like a word, illumination will ensue. 3 is the smallest number that can exist by itself. If you stuff a Canadian dollar in a parking meter, time will freeze forever.
Rogue15 Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 went to the casino tonight...won by $6. could've walked out with $45 instead of $26 though, but i was having fun. i love roulette!!
Keyan Farlander Posted February 23, 2015 Author Posted February 23, 2015 Back from the ski trip. Conditions were good, except today the visibility was so bad you could only see about 10 feet in front of your face. Made it more interesting, wondering if you were going to ski off a cliff at any moment. Also, there was an epic brawl at the bar on Friday. No idea what it was about, but it went on for 10 minutes. Drinks were being spilled, tables were being turned over, and it took a ton of cops to stop it. Made the Mos Eisley cantina look like a school playground.
Rogue15 Posted February 23, 2015 Posted February 23, 2015 hhahaa thats awesome! in all my times going to bars, i've never seen a bar brawl.
K_Kinnison Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 GOt enough snow today to be annoying. When I got home early from work the winds had picked up to almost 30MPh. I think I got stage one frostbite on my cheeks while i was out there.
edlib Posted February 24, 2015 Posted February 24, 2015 I think I got stage one frostbite on my cheeks while i was out there.Pull your pants up next time. (Sorry... that was way too easy.) It's pretty chilly here right now, single digits, but there's no crazy wind, so it's actually tolerable.
Rogue15 Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 possibly getting a crown vic...1996, v8, 155,000 miles on it. kelly blue book has it listed around 1500, buyer asking 1300, going to try and get it for 1200. my friend that referred me to him said he's very good with cars and has had good luck with all his vehicle purchases through him, and that he's known the guy for 30+ years. hoping it's not gone by the time I get my tax refund. i also need to go get my drivers license photo taken within the next 40 days.
Rogue15 Posted February 25, 2015 Posted February 25, 2015 decided to transfer to a 4 year college once i graduate. after i get my bachelor's degree, moving the **** out of here for that 6 figure income.
K_Kinnison Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 Won my curling game last night by one inch. Tied up after 8 ends and we had a shoot out. His shot went through the house and mine stopped an inch short of leaving the back of the house
Rogue15 Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 interview went well...i'm making plans in case the job doesn't happen...a 3 week wait or longer, going to see if i can get a job as a camp counselor over the summer.
edlib Posted February 26, 2015 Posted February 26, 2015 First full week of work without a snow cancellation. Blah. The salt in the wound is working long hours Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Where's a blizzard when you really need one?
Zoom Rabbit Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 *(Adjusts a dial on his Russian weather control machine.)* Forming over Cincinnati right about now.
K_Kinnison Posted February 27, 2015 Posted February 27, 2015 two things, to let you ride the emotional roller coaster First to mourn (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) and to laugh (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) He lived long and prospered I will miss him
Keyan Farlander Posted February 28, 2015 Author Posted February 28, 2015 He's Vulcan neck pinching angels now
Rogue15 Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 got epic music blasting in my room....been ****ing wasted since 5pm....no ****s given.. hoping i can get this one girl to fall in love with me.....
edlib Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 (This BBCode requires its accompanying plugin to work properly.) For my money, this is the most profoundly emotional sequence to ever appear in any sci-fi movie. Certainly in any Trek story. It tore me up when I was 12 or 13 when I first saw it... and still chokes me up today.
K_Kinnison Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 So curling bonspiels... For $55 you get 3-4 games of curling. But wait there's more! Lots of drinking is involved. Was up til 2am last night. Our game finished at 930pm and we had some more food, as well as more drinks. Both carbonated and liquor. Then usually we get some coupons from some of the area business. Everyone got free cover charges for the local Gentelmans club. one of our players never had gone to one. So we had to go. Problem is the kid also was drinking a lot. on the way back he had to stick his head out the window and became the victum of facial diarrhea (he was not driving) yea... good times :/
Zoom Rabbit Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 got epic music blasting in my room....been ****ing wasted since 5pm....no ****s given.. hoping i can get this one girl to fall in love with me..... As I see it you have the following options: 1. Stagger outside to find her, black out and wake up in detox. 2. Go to flesh light. 3. Increase drinking until organized thought of any kind is impossible and you pass out. 4. Hang out the window and show the neighbors what a big gun you have...again, wake up in detox. 5. Go to bed, wake up in the morning and go to church, get a nice suit and a job, get a nice car that nice women will be willing to get into...and then get the girl. Not sure about that last one. AND NOW... today's daily zen.
Cmdr. Cracken Posted February 28, 2015 Posted February 28, 2015 One of those weeks at work in which I seriously ran out of any resemblance of caring by Friday. *sigh* Helped my sister move earlier today, and took a nap. Doing absolutely nothing for the rest of the weekend. Lazy weekend is lazy.
Rogue15 Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 heh i drunk texted. its all good no regrets. got some stuff to do today...going to get more recommendation letters. then play galaxies til 12...
edlib Posted March 1, 2015 Posted March 1, 2015 After hearing the same Disney music for several days straight, you start to hear dirty things in them... "Someday my Prince will come..." (This one should be self explanatory...) "You've got a friend in me..." (Not a text you want to get from your wife... Well, I just hope he's wearing a condom...) "Darling it's better/ Down where it's wetter/ Take it from me..." (From "Under The Sea"... Ahem. That line smells a bit fishy...) And of course, while they rehearsed "Let It Go" endlessly, guess who had to take a pee. Dear God... I hope I never get a job at Disney Land or World. I'll die.
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