Chevron 7 locke Posted November 30, 2008 Author Share Posted November 30, 2008 *each of the gizka reach 88 miles an hour and enter another time portal leaving twin trails of flame behind* *Chevron stops and stares at the flame trails* What The Hell?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 What is it with us and Gizka? *chomps down on Gizka sandwich* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 We fight them cause they seem to be everywhere. and they seem to want to take over the universe for some reason. *Grabs shotgun and chases the gizka into the time portal* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 *In the future* Bringith It Onith Gizkaith! *blasting hordes of Gizka with a shotgun trying to get at his romance novel* I'll kill you all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 *fighting the gizka* Your Mother was a Bantha! Your mother was a ****** gizka ****** monkey *** ****! All your ****** eat ****! I'll shove my foot so far up your *** with a shovel and a *************** Laura Impson with a great big bucket of ******** soup on your head with a bucket of ****** I'll shove a lightsaber so far up your little yellow ***** that your teeth i'll light up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 1, 2008 Share Posted December 1, 2008 Oy...that was, um, profane, heh So, um, as I said, what's with us and Gizka, I need a nuke! I need a NUKE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 1, 2008 Author Share Posted December 1, 2008 *still fighting the gizka* Its more fun this way! *Blasts a gizka in the head when it trys to grab his neck* BRINGITH IT ONITH! *Dissapears under a horde of gizka, a few miutes pass and then chev appears with Handmaiden/Juhani romance novel in hand* I got it! *runs to the time portal with gizka hot in pursuit* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 *Jumps into the time portal at around 88 miles an hour and wonders why he didn't get any flame trails as he jumped in it* Guys! I got it! *Stops and sees that the gizka have taken the time portal and have routed it to the planet dagobah, there are now thousands of gizka staring at him...and thousands more staring the book in his hand* Crap *Slowly pulls out shotgun and takes aim at the nearest cluster of gizka* I really hope somebody gets the TARDIS and gets me out of this mess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 AWESOME DRUNKEN ANGRY JEDI PEOPLE CABBAGE THINGYS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 2, 2008 Author Share Posted December 2, 2008 *On dagobah* Get me outta here!!!!! *Blasting gizka while running away* Where's the bloody TARDIS?! *One of the gizka lands on his head and starts trying to strangle him* Get off me ya stupid frog thing! *Shoots the gizka* Hehehehehe-crap... *Shows almost a solid wall of gizka chasing him, thousands, maybe milions of gizka, and they are all chasing him* Oh **** *Starts running away and blasting as fast as he can* Someone Get the Bloody TARDIS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkonium Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 *The TARDIS materialises in front of Chev* You called? *Quickly pulls Chev in and shuts the door, then rigs the TARDIS to run over as many of the Gizka as possible.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 Finally! Thanks man! in this book...i have the ultimate secret...how to time travel with our minds! *opens the book and reads the page* To Time Travel with our minds we have to...Believe in ourselves? What kinda crap is this?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 BBBLLLAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!!! *Bonks head into wall over and over again* My head.. *bonk* ...is traveling all over the... *bonk* *bonk* ...place!!!!!! STOP WTH THE MIND POWER!!! CLONES AREN'T MEANT FOR THIS!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 *Reading Mind Control for dummies* Lets see here...to make him run naked in front of thousands of jedi, or make make him dance barbie girl in front of his commanding officer...decsions, decisions.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 You will not do this!!!!!! *Grabs mechetti and prepares to decapitate Chevron should he attempt mind-control* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 *puts the book away...* Easy...put down the mechetti... *Sends CQ to the end of the universe with a TARDIS* If you come back...i'll make cookies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 *runs back with mechetti* RRRAAAHHHH!!!! I WILL NOT BE BANISHED!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 *Jumps into a time portal and it closes behind him* Bye! *Opens a time portal right in front of CQ and he runs right into it* Bye again! Lets see how CQ likes the land of the teletubbies:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 *comes back after slaughtering teletubbies* RRAAHHHH!!! I AM COMMANDERQ! COMMANDER OF THE CLONES!! BWA-HAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 *Jumps on CQ from the top of the building and knocks him out* Yarrr! *While he's out. chev paints his face and writes stuff on him* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Weird.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 You should look and see what's written on your face...*Laughs again* Your apparently a mando girl in a mando world...*Laughs again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Weird.......*wipes face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chevron 7 locke Posted December 3, 2008 Author Share Posted December 3, 2008 *Laughs as CQ tries to walk away, as Chev painted the word Juicy on his butt* I can't wait to see it when he goes out in public Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderQ Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 This never happened, this is but a figment of your imagination... *disappears into the mist...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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