Angry Drunken Ewok Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 I like Star Wars but not as much as I like girls....girls are good...Boba Fett is the best Star Wars Character ever with Vader and Maul tying for second and following it up would have to be Kyle Katarn...the best Jedi in the Star Wars universe would have to be Qui-Gon Ginn...and remember ALWAYS that chicken is the best meat in the world and that its the best except when it comes to girls and Star Wars. "He's no good to me dead."
GonkH8er Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 im not much of a red meat person myself. i eat a LOT of chicken. in fact, i believe i'm eating that very hormone pumped substance right now... mmmmmm and i'd have to agree with you on the girls comment. girl ARE good. i find young women to be better than girls though. i'd swap this chicken and coleslaw sandwich for a young woman right now if i could. hrmmmm on second thought..... it is a pretty good sandwich... i think ill keep it
Guest Jeff Walters Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 lol good to see you've got your priorities straight
Sarge Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 Ditto, I got everything prioritized. I know I like young women, guns, my job, and o ya JK2.
Arragorn Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 posted by: Angry Drunken Ewok "I like Star Wars but not as much as I like girls....girls are good...Boba Fett is the best Star Wars Character ever with Vader and Maul tying for second and following it up would have to be Kyle Katarn...the best Jedi in the Star Wars universe would have to be Qui-Gon Ginn...and remember ALWAYS that chicken is the best meat in the world and that its the best except when it comes to girls and Star Wars." I don't know if he's Angry...but he's defenately Drunken.
GonkH8er Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 i didnt know ewoks liked girls & i didnt think they had chicken on endor. must be imported
Pyroman[FO] Posted May 31, 2001 Posted May 31, 2001 Imported girls are overrated, they never talk, and when they get stuck with something sharp they deflate. Wait, I think I mightve imported something else.
matt-- Posted June 1, 2001 Posted June 1, 2001 Yoda. Powerful Jedi is he. Strong in the force, he is.
Tre Lightshadow Posted June 2, 2001 Posted June 2, 2001 Luke Skywalker is the best Jedi ever, he brought the Jedi back to order from complete chaos. And being a vegetarian, I must say, soy is the best meat there is.
wardz Posted June 2, 2001 Posted June 2, 2001 luke skywalker is a weasel. His old man kicked ass, even after he got asthma. wardz
StormHammer Posted June 2, 2001 Posted June 2, 2001 Originally posted by Tre Lightshadow: <STRONG>Luke Skywalker is the best Jedi ever, he brought the Jedi back to order from complete chaos. And being a vegetarian, I must say, soy is the best meat there is. </STRONG> Er, weren't most of the Jedi extinct? He didn't really have much to do, in that sense, except rebuild on the shoulders of the great Jedi before him. Qui-Gon was misguided, Obi-Wan hid himself away and let Vader run rampant through the universe, and so did Yoda - who was far more powerful than any of the other's except the Emperor. The only Jedi who stands tall is Kyle Katarn, because he took out seven Dark Jedi, saved the entire galaxy from a hideous fate, and restored order to the Force. Glad he's back...
wardz Posted June 2, 2001 Posted June 2, 2001 and he has the baddest beard in the galaxy! beat that! wardz
Angry Drunken Ewok Posted June 2, 2001 Author Posted June 2, 2001 I will have to argue about Katarn being the best Jedi in the Star Wars universe....sure he did all those things, which were awesome, but as far as him being a Jedi are concerned he wont qualify as being a good one..I mean he couldnt CONTROL the Force ,which a Jedi is supposed to be one with, which is why he decided not to become a Jedi because he was afraid he wouldnt be to master it and fall to the dark side.....oh and Qui-Gon was not misguided, his views and philosophies were different than the Jedi Council's which is also a major reason Qui-Gon was not on the council.
Angry Drunken Ewok Posted June 2, 2001 Author Posted June 2, 2001 a little of this....a little of that...but mostly hard liquor
Tre Lightshadow Posted June 2, 2001 Posted June 2, 2001 That's what I meant. The Jedi were almost completley extinct, and if not for Luke, they would have vanished.
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