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...said: "What have I done with my life?" I used to go around the galaxy looking all chiseled, and now, I'm fat?" So he begins his search for richard simmons when...

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.. and immediately explodes from the stack of mines that Max the Rabbit had stacked in his way ahead of time.

 

HEH HEH HEH HEH

 

Then Hulk Hogan...

 

[ October 19, 2001: Message edited by: Kurgan ]

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put on his concrete slippers and booted hell out of yoda and choked him and made him say: I will never dance the macarena again!, so then kyle continued to kick yoda until he was sick and then after that he said "do it again and i'll [Please let's not get carried away here, after all, people may be eating while they read this stuff! Consider this your warning. -ed. ], u green peice of green jedi crap! Actully are u any good in bed master yoda? and then yoda gasped with dibelief and replied:

 

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put on his concrete slippers and booted hell out of yoda and choked him and made him say: I will never dance the macarena again!, so then kyle continued to kick yoda until he was sick and then after that he said "do it again and i'll rape u, u green peice of green jedi crap! Actully are u any good in bed master yoda? and then yoda gasped with dibelief and replied:

 

I don't know i'm a 3000 year old virgin.

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I don't like where this is going. Nothing more about sexually assaulting poor Yoda, okay guys?

 

Don't make me use my Banning Gun ..

 

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Originally posted by matt-windu:

<STRONG>Thank God Kurgan intervened. Let's start with a fresh sentence... and keep it PG

 

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Kyle twitched in his sleep, he heard something. In an instant...</STRONG>

 

...he lept from his bed, and ran to the kitchen to stop the leaky faucet. "While I'm here," Kyle thought to himself, "I...

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Originally posted by Access_fluX:

<STRONG>....kermit the frog was in his pizza box, so Kyle said....</STRONG>

 

........ don't even think about doing that! Suddenly kermit whipped out a hi-fi and set the cd to Dance to the Macarena! Kyle fell on his knees and started praying to obi wan: how can this happen who inveted this song!!! Obi Wan faintly appeared infornt of him and said : Take this lightsaber... "u'll need this 1 for jk2. it's blue u can dingy that green 1 because u don't need it because the guys at raven like blue better". Anyway said Obi.. The guy who invented this song was.....

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