|GG|Carl Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Here are some LOTR pants! "My pants" - Gollum "One ring to rule them all One ring to find them One ring to bring them all And in the pants bind them." - Gandalf "The pants must be destroyed" - Legolas "The pants of the enemy is a gift. Let us use it against him." - Boromir "Even the smallest pants can change the course of the future." - Galadriel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 "But with the pants down how am I supposed to fight?" -Luke ANH "Good work, Commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his pants to me." -Vader RotJ "Luke, help me take these pants off" -Vader RotJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coupes. Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 "But with the pants down how am I supposed to fight?" -Luke ANH "Good work, Commander. Leave us. Conduct your search and bring his pants to me." -Vader RotJ "Luke, help me take these pants off" -Vader RotJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacky_Baccy Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 It's the ten-year anniversary(!) of my first (I think) thread on LucasForums, so I thought I'd give it a damn good bumping, especially since we never got to make much of the prequel trilogy. So, without further ado, have some pants. The Phantom Menace: Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have a bad feeling about this. Qui-Gon Jinn: I don't sense anything. Obi-Wan: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive. Qui-Gon: Don't center on your pants, Obi-Wan. Keep your concentration here and now, where it belongs. Daultay Dofine: This scheme of yours has failed, Lord Sidious. The blockade is finished. We dare not go against the Jedi. Darth Sidious [to Nute Gunray]: Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my pants again. Anakin Skywalker: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you? Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that? Anakin: I saw your pants. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon. Qui-Gon: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him. Attack of the Clones: Anakin Skywalker: Where are you going, Master? Obi-Wan Kenobi: For a drink. [Obi-Wan sits down at a bar] Elan Sel'Sabagno: Hey, you wanna buy some pants? Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants. Sel'Sabagno: I don't wanna sell you pants. Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life. Sel'Sabagno: I wanna go home and rethink my life. Chancellor Palpatine: And so, my young Jedi, your first pants at last. It seems your patience has paid off. Anakin Skywalker: Your guidance more than my patience. Palpatine: You don't need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your pants. Then, you will be invincible. I have said it many times, you are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met. Anakin: Thank you, Your Excellency. Anakin Skywalker: From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of pants. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you... I can't breathe. I'm haunted by the pants that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very pants, tormenting me... What can I do? I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me. Padmé Amidala: I can't... We can't... It's not possible. Anakin: Anything is possible, Padmé. Listen to me... Padmé: No, you listen! We live in a real world, come back to it. You're studying to become a Jedi, I'm... I'm a senator. If you follow your pants through to conclusion, it will take us to a place we cannot go, regardless of the way we feel about each other. Anakin: Then you do feel something! Padmé: I will not let you give up your pants for me. Anakin: You're asking me to be rational. That is something that I know I cannot do. Believe me, I wish I could just wish away my pants, but I can't. Revenge of the Sith: Anakin Skywalker: The Jedi are selfless. They only care about others. Chancellor Palpatine: The fear of losing power is a weakness of both the Jedi and the Sith. Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Anakin: No. Palpatine: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side that he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying. Anakin: He could actually... save people from death? Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. Anakin: What happened to him? Palpatine: He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his pants... which, eventually of course, he did. Obi-Wan Kenobi: I've recalibrated the code, warning all surviving Jedi to stay away. Yoda: For the clones, to discover the recalibration, a long time, it will take. Obi-Wan: Wait, Master. There is something I must know. [inspects a security hologram] Yoda: If into the security recordings, you go, only pants, will you find. Obi-Wan: I must know the truth, Master. Obi-Wan: It can't be. It can't be! Chancellor Palpatine: [On hologram] You have done well, my new apprentice. Now, Lord Vader, go and bring pants to the Empire. Obi-Wan: I can't watch any more! Yoda: Destroy the pants, we must. Senator Bail Organa: Captain Antilies? Captain Antilles: Yes, your highness? Organa: I'm placing these droids in your care. Treat them well, clean them up, have the protocol droid's pants wiped. C-3PO: What?! [R2-D2 laughs] C-3PO: Oh, no! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Anakin Skywalker: You're a Jedi Knight, aren't you? Qui-Gon Jinn: What makes you think that? Anakin: I saw your pants. Only Jedi carry that kind of weapon. Qui-Gon: Perhaps I killed a Jedi and took it from him. That one? That one is the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexrd Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 That one? That one is the best. Indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acdcfanbill Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 omg it's wacky! and he's back with the funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Nine Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 what is this i dont even Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Aaah! Thread-Cromancy! No just kidding. Actually this thread is kinda funny, thanks for reviving it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinny Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 Galak: "I, Galak Fyyar the First, the genius who conceived of the Shadow Armor, will rule the galaxy with a Cortosis fist! Worlds will tremble, stars will shudder—" Kyle: [destroys Doomgiver's shield generator] "Your pants will fall!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Avlectus Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 Epic man. Say, where ya been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinny Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Me? I've been around, posting a bit here and there.. looking for jk4 . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwing Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 what is this i dont even yes you do, niner. you even all of the this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Jones Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 no reddo niner says he dont even wear teh pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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