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Yes, you saw right. How about we offer titles to popular Christmas songs, but all Lucased up? Such as....


'When the red red robin goes Bob Bob Bobbin Threadbarin' along.', etc.


It shall be a source of much jollity, especially if no-one can think of any.

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Sung to "Deck the Halls"


Fill our cups and we are drinking

Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la


Scumm Bar's pirates getting stinking

Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la


Though our mugs are half corroded

Fa-la-la La-la-la Laa--la-la


Still, we Insult Swordfight, loaded

Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-laaaaa



See the new one, Guybrush Threepwood

Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la


See him root-beer LeChuck--but good!

Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-la


He's our fav'rite newbie pirate

Fa-la-la La-la-la Laa--la-la


Make a sequel, we will buy it

Fa-la-la-la-la La-laa-la-laaaaaa



(Hey, this is fun. I'm voting 5 stars for this thread-idea. Good job Feral!)


Here's another:


Sung to "Away in a Manger"


Away in a galaxy--long, long ago

Lil' Luke Skywalker--a Jedi, will grow

The Empire is strong now, and Vader is bad

Luke's gonna try and convert his big dad

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Sing to *Jingle Bells*


Floating on the sea,

In a one sail open ship,

All of the crew thinks,

Guybrush is a dip.


Ha, Ha, Ha,


The Jolly Roger flaps,

while Meathook naps,

what fun it is to ride this boat,

with a buncha gloats!



Monkey Island

Monkey Island

LeChuck here we come!

Your ghost ship will be driftwood,

as soon as we are done!


Ra, Ra, Ra!


Written by Schmatz

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I like prizes..


Here is a quick filmography:


On the twelveth day of Christmas, ole Georgie gave to me

"Phantom Menace" DVD

Radioland Murders

Tucker: the movie

More Indy sequels

Labyrinth and Willow

Rann: The Shadow Warrior

Raiders of the Lost Ark

T-H-X sound...

More Star Wars sequels

Star Wars: A New Hope

American Graffiti and

THX 1138


*shortened to last stanza to avoid annoyance**


...aaaah, this doesn't deserve a prize. I'm hoping someone can do better than this.

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1st Day: A set of Horse Dentures in a Glass Cup

2nd Day: A pair of seagulls

3rd Day: A three-headed monkey

4th Day: 4 bunches of sasquatch hair

5th Day: 5 BA-NA-NAS

6th Day: 6 Demolition Cars

7th Day: 7 Bottles of Root Beer

8th Day: 8 Little Golden Beads

9th Day: 9 Golf Alligators

10th Day: 9 Corley Motercycles

11th Day: 11 Life crystals




Took me a while, whew :sweat:

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you people are coming up with some good stuff but you're missing out a vital part of the song, the last 6 items are doing something which,to be a conteder, you should emulate, for instance "8 monkeys mating"


for those of you know dont know what the original lyrics are...:


1 Partridge in a Pear Tree

2 Turtle Doves

3 French Hens

4 Calling Birds

5 Golden Rings

6 Geese A-laying

7 Swans A-swimming

8 Maids A-milking

9 Ladies Dancing

10 Lords A-leaping

11 Pipers Piping

12 Drummers Drumming

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1st Day: A set of Horse Dentures in a Glass Cup

2nd Day: A pair of seagulls

3rd Day: 3-headed monkey

4th Day: 4 Life crystals

5th Day: 5 MO-TOR-CYCLES

6th Day: 6 Trams A-Rollin'

7th Day: 7 Demolition Cars A-Smashing

8th Day: 8 Pirates A-insulting

9th Day: 9 Weasals getting Headaches

10th Day: 10 Lost Souls A-Plannin'

11th Day: 11 Nazis A-Patrolling

12TH DAY: 12 Sasquatches PARTYING



There, I guess. Here are the Adventure games I used:

1: Day of the Tentacle


3:Secret of Monkey Island


5:Full Throttle

6:Dig again

7:Full Throttle again

8:Secret of Monkey Island, Curse of Monkey Island, Escape from Monkey Island (If you wanna call it insulting!)

9:Sam and Max

10:Grim Fandango

11:Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade OR Fate of Atlantis (Both)

12: Sam and Max again


If I forgot any games, please tell me. I'll try to add them in, since I have a lot of doubles.

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When Indy Got Stuck Up The Chimney

When Indy got stuck up the chimney, he began to shouy

You little sh*ts'll taste my whip, If you dont get me out!

There's a smudge on my shirt! My hats covered in dirt!

The HOLY GRAIL is black!

When Indy got stuck up the chimney, the Nazis got him back!


Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town

You better get sharp

You better grow smart

You better not fight, Unless your brain aint right

Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town


Hes wielding a blade

And a head full of wit

His insults are strange

And you'll prob'ly submit

Ozzie Mandril's Coming To Town


He wants the caribbean

He owns a large percent

He owns enough, but still wants more

And he's not quite willing to rent



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'Have yourself a Merry Lucas Christmas'


Weave away the scarey Lord of Chaos,

Let the swans take flight...

From now on,

Young Bobbin will make all things right....


Have yourself a hairy little Sasquatch,

Make the freak-show pay...

From now on,

All big-foots will come out to play....


Here we are in the land of the dead,

We will band with Salvador...

Faithful Demons that help our plight,

Gather near to us once more....


Through the years Guybrush has been on our screens,

If Elaine allows...

Hang a rubber chick upon the highest bough.

And have yourself a merry Lucas Christmas now.

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