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Famous battle scenes if acted out in the Jedi Outcast universe:

 

[LH]LuKe: WTF n00b **** you

VaDER hEAD: Saber only so **** you

 

Sizzle.

 

[LH]LuKe: WTF OMG OMG OMG OMG y ou just slice doff my hand you ***** LOL

VaDER hEAD: say omg a couple more times fag

[LH]LuKe: Ach! Indignation! Let's wildly throw our sabers around some more and use cool moves in aggresive acts of fluctuating hops and prances

VadER hEAD: He he he fag im going to throw you over that **** with grip

 

Sizzle.

 

[LH]LuKe: yeah give it to me *****

 

Saber light is reflected on the walls.

 

[LH]LuKe: i must use my attack button as fast as i can and jump around a lot

 

Clash, sizzle.

 

VaDER hEAD: Dude hang on i gotta go eat dinner

 

Sizzle.

 

VaDER hEAD: YOU FAG I HAD MY SABER OFF

 

........

 

I don't even have it in me to finish this thing.

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The end of TESB, Luke hanging off the antannae on Bespin.

 

As Lando approaches, he force pushes Luke to his death....

 

Luke: You noob, cheap nar shaada kill, you ****

 

Lando: You incestuous git, go and **** your own sister.

 

Luke: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah/Noooooooooooooooooooooo

( Depending on whether it is original or SE version of TESB! )

 

Lando ( With his arm around Chewie ) : Chewie old, buddy, how about you and me enjoy our own lightsabers? *waves hand for Jedi Mind Trick

 

Chewie: GRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ( I'd rather an Ewok )

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