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space balls is a funny movie.

 

guy-"we have captured them"

darkhelmet-"no u fools, u captured their stunt doubles"

 

darkhelmet-"i see your shwartz is as big as mine"

 

news announcer-"and in other news, pizza the hutt ate himself in his car..."

 

 

 

anyone else here like space balls?

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"What's the matter Col Sanders....Chicken?"

 

_Dark Helmet

 

"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"

 

_President Screw

 

"I'm a Mog, half human, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

 

_Barf

 

"Stop looking up my can."

 

_Dot Matrix

 

"Look, Spaceball One, she's gone from suck to blow."

 

_Barf

 

"I bet she gives great helmet."

 

_Dark Helmet

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Carful You idiot! I said across her nose not up it!!

 

Sorry Sir i am doing my best.

 

Who made that man a gunner?

 

I did sir, He's my cosin.

 

Who's he?

 

He is a ass hole.

 

I know that, what's his name?

 

That is his name sir, Major Ass Hole.

 

And his cousin?

 

He's an Ass Hole too sir, Gunners Made 1st Class Philip Ass Hole

 

How many Ass Holes we got on this ship anyhow?

 

Yo!

 

I knew it, I'm serounded by Ass Holes, Keep firing Ass Holes!!

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- I'm a Mog, half-man, half-dog..... I'm my own best friend.....

(Barf)

 

 

- Muccch...muccch.....mnunccce...ccchh

- You can read it?

- No I was just clearing my throat

(Lonestar talking with Yogurt)

 

 

- Found anything yet?

- We ain't found s*^t!!!

(spaceball in the desert)

 

 

-Scotty beamed me twice last night.......

(female space ball trying to convice Scroog to try beaming)

 

 

That movie is one of my all time favorites!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by XERXES

i remember when they went in hyperspace, i forgot what they called it, but they were all like...holding onto rails and flung back n stuff...

 

Ludicris speed

 

:rofl:

 

* Dark Helmet, Col Sanders, President Scrobe watch space balls the video to discover Lone Star's location *

 

"This is the now"

"How do we get back to then?"

"We passed then"

"When?"

"Just now"

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Guest King Andrei

I watched Space Balls two times really. It was funny. I laughed even the second time I watched it.

 

I wish they'd make a sequel.

 

And remember: "May the Schwartz be with you!"

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vespa is running to her father and suddenly he turns into dark helmet

"FOOLED YOUUUUU"

 

i just love the way rick moranis said that. heeheehee.

 

scroob, sanders and helmet are running to the stop autodestruct button. they find it and its out of order

"Out of order! **** even in the future nothing works!"

 

YAHO lord helmet!

 

were not just doing this for money..... were doing it for a ****LOAD of money!

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